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It's official, and more importantly I'd like to announce I've also broken my record for "longest time committing to a bit"
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Dr. Hips&Lips
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Dr. Hips&Lips
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Ph.D. in Chemical Physics, please don't let that stop you from thinking I'm dumb though https://t.co/zVGbQkLlHw
Lansing, MI 가입일 Eylül 2014
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Star Wars Holocron@sw_holocron
Sam Witwer compares Star Wars canon to “campfire stories.” “Did Ahsoka Tano have blue lightsabers in the Siege of Mandalore, or were they green? Depends on which campfire you heard that story. Did Starkiller yank a Star Destroyer out of the sky, or did he mind trick the pilot? Well, depends on which campfire, who you were around when you heard the story, and who the teller of the story is.” (Source: comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/…)
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"When we sat on our ass for decades doing nothing about it, we knew it was going to happen!"
best of kamala harris@archivekamala
.@KamalaHarris: “We knew it was going to happen, and this week it did. The Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act. I wanted to share a few thoughts as we gear up for the fight ahead.”
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why does it look like he has huge tits am i crazy
pickles ★@notshoelxces
this lighting… why is he telling me a ghost story
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@Slickji @fear_ochlocracy @NumberCrun77 @ArmedJ0y Just another possibility is all. Not not proven y'know.
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@Hips_Lips_ @fear_ochlocracy @NumberCrun77 @ArmedJ0y yeah but neither side is less likely to lie so it shouldnt bias the data. (there is no proven correlation between make gun ownership and lying unlike male gun ownership and higher testosterone levels)
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It really is the funniest scientific study ever lol.
Almost because you certainly know the person who submitted it absolutely was searching for a conclusion but the data was simply too stark to twist.
B Mitori@bmitori
It's been shown scientifically that men who own guns are more satisfied with their penis size than men who do not own guns. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38819006/
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@double_ick @shnorbled They get ribs and icyhots you wouldn't believe
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@Hips_Lips_ @shnorbled fun how? i have an average dick and use magnum because i’m not a fan of the cock ring-esque characteristics of most average condoms that choke my shi uncomfortably
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Is this the funniest frame ever captured in any sport
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Positive masculinity but for perverts
Janice@LibrarianPoster
One of the funniest things about Austin Powers is how he is exponentially less of a weird creep than Bond
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get this through your thick fucking heads: technology never shortens labor time on its own. no boss ever has said, "ah, now that these machines have production more efficient, i guess i can let my workers work less." only class struggle shortens labor time.
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how do we get johnny knoxville as a judge on drag race
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getting your shit rocked and then saying a one liner is such a good bit
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@NumberCrun77 @ArmedJ0y It looks like this is tracked satisfaction rather than absolute size s what they found is gun owners are more accepting of reality. Which may be because they have bigger dicks or could just be because they’re reasonable people who don’t stress about stuff they can’t control.
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This is by 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 design. Community has been purposely eroded in favor of individualism.
Dr Taylor Marshall™️@TaylorRMarshall
I'm watching the film “Sandlot” with our kids and just realized that the film’s version of America with baseball, public pools, county fair, block parties, etc is almost extinct.
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How do they generate a lot of tax revenue?
They literally have no employees.
The companies that own them pay NO TAX.
And YOU subsidise their electricity costs.
So actually they COST you money.
Mike Bird@Birdyword
Many people do not seem to want data centres built near them, despite the fact that they don't cause that much traffic and often generate a lot of local tax revenue. I suspect it's partly because they're ugly! My proposal:
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this is what they were doing for glee like
soggy broccoli@soggybrocoli
the people asking what episode of community this is from is so funny to me. this is literally how shows used to be promoted. just out of pocket soft core porn in magazines you’d buy at the grocery store for a show that aired at 7:30pm on NBC on Thursdays
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