Dr. Hips&Lips

It's official, and more importantly I'd like to announce I've also broken my record for "longest time committing to a bit"

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

He made Vritual Insanity He made Virtual Insanity

Jamiroquai's virtually insane for breaking up with her

If you are in college right now, heed this advice. You have access to so many cool things if you attend a major university, and most doors are never locked.

@sabatonfan69 Can't believe our Midwestern poverty rock didn't make it across the pond 😔

A lot of British people don’t know shit about Alice In Chains, Seether, 3 Doors Down, etc

@FranziaMom Thats how I play miserlou honestly

You might not like it but this is the ideal guitar playing form

@clubjaynguin Was sokka the first man to be forklift certified in avatar? 😍

when tf did they invent forklifts??? 😭😭

I knew a fellow autistic person at work. Didn't smile much, but they were relatively normal and pleasant. At least, I thought so. One of the managers told her to 'smile more' and ever since, she was just.... Not herself.

Dick pic so good I had to title it. "The Half-Chub Prince" proudly starred in my photos.

@CScharp_ @ChrisDaPancreas Might pull a huniepop by being such a good game you stop even noticing the porn

@ChrisDaPancreas I just meant like do people actually wanna play it or just want to see porn of her cause i saw a lot of people say they wanted porn of her before this 😭😭😭

Do ppl actually gaf about this game or do they just wanna fuck her

@barbarismcrit would

Black don’t crack (I’m sorry)

@x0_ox3 Takes a screenshot

does it mess with your hormones if you jack off immediately after injecting

@ArteiceTB You actually get an antimatter fetus due to overflow error

Better question: If Dupli-Kate has separate copies get pregnant at different stages, could rejoining the copies cause the cells/fetus to form conjoined twins or completely destroy them?

Fun fact: Minoxidil was originally developed to treat stomach ulcers. Yep, you read that right. It was developed to treat and cure stomach ulcers, but testing showed no success. They discovered it could open blood vessels and improve blood flow instead, so they F*ed around and tried it as a treatment for hypertension. While being used as an oral medication, hair growth emerged as an unexpected side effect. Patients reported it to doctors, and scientists F*ed around with it again. They repurposed it for a topical hair growth treatment, tested it, and found it worked well with fewer systemic side effects. The exact way minoxidil stimulates hair follicles isn’t 100% clear even today. It is one of the most successful accidental discoveries in medicine.

@linaposting They know better than to even try doing that if they want to keep their jobs

Did he not let his lawyers prepare him for cross examination or something

Acho o fandom de avatar mt engraçado pq shippan o Zuko com todo mundo da gaang menos a namorada dele

Gaza is for sure part of it, but this is a big reason the DNC won’t release their 2024 autopsy. The Harris campaign took a billion dollars from us to defeat fascism, and then used it for shit like this. The consultants who made bank off that failure don’t want you to know.

@u1f63a Any job feels good in this market

do footjobs even actually feel good or are they wholly mental things like I can't imagine most people have enough leg dexterity to produce good friction

@evilgeckowo That's what alts are for

sometimes I wanna follow someone because their posts are funny but half the time they post their cock and I cant be having that on my timeline rn