Pedant of the sock drawer

Ok, last punt at this. We're out-gunned, but we're plucky... plucked... plucked socks! Aaaanyway. Dear followers, you followed us for a reason, however misjudged at the time. If you see this, please drop us a vote. Thanks. Ross & Simon.

@djmadnice Enough about the dog, how are you?

@5kiannn @Phd1lMcCr4ck3n @SteveStevensony @MyArrse @AlanJones0 This is why you should never plan anything.

@Phd1lMcCr4ck3n @SteveStevensony @MyArrse @AlanJones0 A plan could fall from the sky and land on your head, what isn’t a potential hazard ?

A North Yorkshire Council has issued a charge of over £2000 to a flagshagger for raising 64 flags on lamp posts in his area.

@djmadnice 14 years!? Fucking hell and yet corruption run right through the entire establishment.

Damn, Pras just got 14 years

@djmadnice It looks like their name is Cunt?

@djmadnice Entering a password via controller on an Xbox. Just defenestrate the fucking thing. It's not worth it.

I don’t know when my ‘Falling Down’ moment will happen, but I’m certain that entering my email address using my tv remote is what will finally tip me over the edge.

Are you a parent? Would you like to help me out by answering two short questions, as market research for a potential new business idea aimed at saving parents money? Hit the DMs with a ‘yes’ x

@djmadnice Let me know if you find it

Despite being someone who would consider themselves as chronically online, I'm really struggling to find this leaked Big L track. Someone help me out please!

Catch me this Thursday October 16th #RaiseTheBar w/ @JazzT71 @Ramjamrecords tickets available here: eventbrite.co.uk/e/mysdiggi-w-d…

@wongthink @Heccles94 @Nigel_Farage If the population grew by 100 people and 98 were immigrants, that stat would still be true. You're comparing apples and oranges. Worse, you're attempting to conflate the two things to try and make it look like all social housing, etc, will be taken up by immigrants.

@Heccles94 @Nigel_Farage UK housing: 65% owner-occupied, 17% social rental, and only 19% private rental (101% total due to official figures rounding). Of the 19%, only 15% are corporations or institutional investors. Meanwhile, immigration accounts for 98% of Britain's population growth last year.

Nigel farage wants you to think that Britain has an immigration problem. It doesn't. Britain had a problem with millionaires hoarding wealth, egged on by politicians and the press. Britain has a problem with racism. Britain has a @Nigel_Farage problem. RT if you agree.

@StickelTedward @AaronBastani He was quoting the UN. Rather than focus on the message, you'd rather deflect. "Israeli security forces shot at & killed civilians, including children who were holding makeshift white flags. Some children, including toddlers, were shot in the head by snipers.” That is fucked up

@ISeeWebPeople @AaronBastani Communists are not normal people. They are psychopaths. Would you listen to a psychopath explain to you about how much they love children? You really have no choice but to sound the big, red, rotating light and siren. This person is a psychopath.

I can't stop thinking about 1 sentence in today's UN report regarding Israel's genocide in Gaza. "Israeli security forces shot at & killed civilians, including children who were holding makeshift white flags. Some children, including toddlers, were shot in the head by snipers.”

It's round 2. We don't normally get here. Let's not stop now though people!!

@ChrisMac392636 @EFCevie "Billions on immigrants"

@EFCevie Are you trying to say the workin people of this country are stupid and believe anything? We've wised up to the left and all their bullshit. We are paying billions every year for gimmigrants?? Useless mouths. Now explain to me how that's stupid?

Tommy robinson and other far right voices prey on uneducated working class people who are struggling due to the failing of this country. instead of helping them, he gives them easy to understand answers with out of context stats to complicated and nuanced problems.

@StickelTedward @AaronBastani Oh, so rather than acknowledge the content of the tweet, you focused on the fact he wrote a communist manifesto. Ok. Whatever floats your boat I guess?

@ISeeWebPeople @AaronBastani Read the original poster's profile.

@StickelTedward @AaronBastani Completely agree, you could almost argue more so, as they tend to massacre their own people without prejudice. Just trying to work out the relevance re Israel? Couldn't see why you leapt onto communists all of a sudden?

@ISeeWebPeople @AaronBastani Everyone knows what fascists (esp. German fascists) have done. The word is an insult. Yet no one is ashamed to be a commie, and they should be. They are psychopathic murderers as much as any fascist.

@StickelTedward @AaronBastani Oh, do Facists next! 😀

"Communists Against Killing Children" is a pretty small club. In the days of the great communist Stalin, they imprisoned women in camps that shared a fence with their children, so they could see their children starve to death without being allowed to comfort them. This is communism.

@BradDumar @CrytCoinGuy @Bushra1Shaikh The population of Liverpool City Region is 1.5 million. You think that crowd looks like the entire population of a whole city + outlying regions covering 282 square miles? Have a word with yourself.

@CrytCoinGuy @Bushra1Shaikh Looks far greater than 150 thousand. Looks closer to 1.5 million.

To put things into perspective: 110k attended the Unite The Kingdom rally. 750k attended to deter the war in Iraq. 400k attended the pro Palestine march. 250k marched against Margaret Thatcher poll tax. They're not as popular as they claim to be.

@Finn000000000 @JonathanPieNews The purpose of a car is transport, death from an accident that may not even be caused by your car is a by product. Guns are designed for 1 purpose: to kill. I think your analogy could use some work tbh.

Yes and their whole argument doesn’t hold water anyway. For example, if someone said “traffic collision deaths are just a price we have to pay for cars, which are essential.” That wouldn’t mean that the same person ‘lived by the sword, died by the sword’ if they died in a car accident later.

Some people are justifying the murder of Charlie Kirk because he said things they don't agree with. "Well he was a big fan of guns so I guess he deserved it" - No. Nobody should be killed for their opinions. Not even the cunts who are of the opinion he deserved it.

@MrsPMrsPMrsP @AdamH2900 @JoeyMannarinoUS The English is above it, don't worry 👍

@AdamH2900 @JoeyMannarinoUS Bengali? It's not english, that's the point. This is England, we speak english.

London is another world. I genuinely am in absolute shock of what I’m seeing out here. When I lived here ten years ago, I would sometimes go to restaurants near Whitechapel… it wasn’t like this.