Rob Turnbull

@ZekeFooty @VivaLREM @gw850 @jonnyhill321 It's like Whac-A-Mole. They keep popping up ; mentioning Newcastle. I'm going with Man U fans may never get over the recent defeat . Thoughts and prayers with them . 🙏

@gw850 @jonnyhill321 Typically Newcastle fans checking location when losing an argument

“Casemiro wants Guimarães!” Is the funniest reason for a fan base to be adamant they’ll sign a player. Australian Adam is the cheerleader for it all too. Shock.

@bathb0y @Katyshutt_ 😂😂

@Katyshutt_ Hiya. That's really Sexy! Justin. X. 😍.

Friday mood: eyes on Sunday 🖤🤍 Derby day vs Sunderland… no better way to bounce back. St James’ better be LOUD 🔥⚽️ #Howaythelads 💪✨

@sirwg202110 Someone tell Hannah she will be ushered into a female only space . Unusual for Greens who enjoy sharing other sex spaces .

Hannah Spencer MP: “This morning I’ve been at Madina Mosque and joined in prayers with everyone for Eid.” What will she do after Eid? She’ll have to attend Friday prayers to keep the charade going—and, no doubt, pray for the “resistance”.

@DepotLyr Tell me something a Man U fan would say without knowing the person . “That win was your most important game of the season. “

@ITINTERACT2 That win was your most important game of the season. No European qualification, knocked out of all the cups, but you beat Man Utd at home. Have you bought the DVD yet?

To all Man U and Sunderland fans ( the only 2 teams who seem to be bothered about tonight’s result ) . These are Geordies enjoying the afterparty in Barcelona tonight . Proper fans . #nufc

@LFC_Edem @henrywinter Amazing when fit . Sadly he’s injury prone

@ITINTERACT2 @henrywinter Livranento, how exceptional is he for Newcastle? Well, it’s a manager’s choice

Tuchel on ignoring Trent: “I know his strengths. My teams have suffered against him. He's a huge talent. It is a tough decision for Trent." Tuchel wants different profile at r-b. "It’s a ‘sportive’ decision, we stick with Quansah, Spence, Livramento who can play at r-b,” #ENG

@LFC_Edem @henrywinter Livramento more a natural RB . Trent is very talented but I’d put him in midfield personally.

@ITINTERACT2 @henrywinter Both in that spot, who is actually better than him?

@upshine3 Rory

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

@MDLEFC 👏👏👏

@ITINTERACT2 Brilliant pal. I remember a similar caper in vilarreal with Everton on the one occasion we finished 4th! Good luck for the rest of the season 👍

@LFC_Edem @henrywinter Where would you play him ? Surely not RB

@ITINTERACT2 @henrywinter But his talent can never be taken for granted

@MDLEFC Tbf it was an epic away 3 days . Sunny , cold beers , a good laugh with mates and dodgy late night entertainment 😂😂😂😂😂

@ITINTERACT2 To be fair, fair play to you lads , I’d love us to play Barca away. Hopefully one day 👍

@LFC_Edem @henrywinter Just did. No room for someone who was only at RB for Liverpool as he couldn’t make it in their midfield

@henrywinter This isn’t looking good. You can’t just ignore a talent of that caliber man

@naveenpmt @NoContextHumans Smooth

Secure masculinity in 4K. Bro effortlessly holds her like she weighs nothing, zero strain, voice calm and that accent flowing smooth — completely unfazed. No flex. No thirst. Just pure presence. This is the psychological jackpot: physical capability + emotional regulation. Evolution wired women to detect it instantly — safety + strength in one frame. In the age of anxious flexing and low-effort game, this quiet power is the rarest green flag left. The standard just got raised. Study the composure. 🟢⛳️💪 What’s your non-negotiable green flag?"

Bro is a green flag.🟢⛳️

@MDLEFC 👍

@ITINTERACT2 Been there, done that many times pal

@lord_barrold Meanwhile back in Hendon

@ITINTERACT2 Look miserable as fuck 🤣

@MDLEFC Just celebrating our journey mate . Try it when Everton get into Europe . 😉

@ITINTERACT2 “Afterparty” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Found this NUFC watch down the quayside with R.I.P DAD engraved into the back, I can’t make out the name or date on it and I know it’s probably special to someone so if anyone’s lost or knows who’s lost it, let them know I’ve thrown it in the Tyne, cheers 🫡

@DepotLyr I'm going with Man U fans may never get over the recent defeat . Thoughts and prayers with them . 🙏

@ITINTERACT2 Newcastle the only club who thinks that they have actual fans. Joke club

@AdamJoseph Man U not even hosting Euro 2008. 15 in League last year No European football this season . “ We’re the biggest club in the world “ … full of tourists at games and literally gigantic in Cambodia, Lau and Thailand

Your two best players literally scrambling to beat each other out the door. It's all 'who's that team we call United' until you spend the last 24 hours getting completely humbled on & off the pitch, reminded that in fact you are only just Newcastle after all.

@Dunx1892 Yes

@ITINTERACT2 Irish bar at the bottom of las ramblas I think?

@MagsHWTL Numerous Man U accounts piled on after Wednesday. It’s a shi*ty entitlement / arrogance. This was my reply to them all . I'm going with Man U fans may never get over the recent defeat . Thoughts and prayers with them . 🙏 😂😂😂😂

What is it about Newcastle that makes big 6 fans fuming every time we beat them, arsenal, Man U, Chelsea all carry on talking about us for months after we beat them 😭😭