Mika

Washed up salary woman who's missed the bus:

The UK rn:

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

When can I get an email saying I have gotten a job instead of the 57th email about how someone is trying to hack my roblox account again, can you give it a rest maybe????

If the earth has existed for two thousand and twenty six years now, why does it have to set on fire while I'm on it ?? ;-;

@adreamofspringg It's still bizarre to me why you defend this take so hard to me though

I hate having trannies dooming all over my twitter now and it pisses me off more when they're always speaking truth :/

@adreamofspringg Kills myself, it's auto correct i swear D:

Not to be a bedroom revolutionary, but i cannot stand capitalists, the level of nativity and gross subservient unintelligence is sickening

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@letsluviris You get it, you get it 🥲

@Inckyyy everytime i see an employed person on twitter i get filled with rage and print out their pfp to make out with furiously in my bedroom

I keep seeing other people on twitter and it's pissing me off, please stop being: -Employed -Loved -Happy -More attractive than me Thank you <3

Living in the UK almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@thisiszaiaaa They're delicious until I start smoking them

How do people get addicted to cigarettes I've smoked off and on since like 16 but they're fucking GROSS

@adreamofspringg It'll make you poop ^-^

@adreamofspringg wtf are you even talking about 😨

they're (obv) yaoi

@hyfenphaye ty please keep it up 🫡

@Inckyyy up to none of this I'll have you know

@milly412777 Well I deeply appreciate it

@Inckyyy good news I'm none of those things

@Cassperture rahhh long live the ncr

just a girl and her rapidly declining republic