Johnny Dickshot - Fake Baseballer/Dad

Getting my arm in shape for my first shot at pitching this season. How bad could it be? #momentsbeforedisaster

@DukeNukemFakeBB We. Love. Chompers.

#whereischompers He’s in my hometown of Wallingford CT!!

Look who's back? It's me, I'm back. I'm the one who's back.

@KCRoyalsMLR Aiden MacDougall is my hero.

...so, how about that BAMES NOND NO-HITTER!!!!!! #KCRvsMTL

@MlrChuck He lured us all in as we anticipate the final part of his message

Thank you @weezer for spending 1,509 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3jOstUT…

@Mylograms @GareDR333 @TuscaloosaTorn1 Pass

@GareDR333 @TuscaloosaTorn1 That can be arranged... Tor/pit s5 paper cup, speak it into existence

Another incredible comeback to improve to an unfathomable 8-0 for your Pittsburgh Pirates. Emer Bock is unconscious are the plate.

@DanGerzoneMLN I'd like to retract my clammering

For all the fans clamoring for a Dan Dong, that last AB was for you

@DanGerzoneMLN What if the real winner of free ageny are the friends we make on the way

The real winner in free agency is me because I won the Iowa Caucuses

@MlrChuck Tingle for GM

@DanGerzoneMLN *drinks*

I have not ever smelted pennies in my backyard for the raw material

I think something was off with the server.

@Mylograms #suspendmyheart

Yum! Food just got here! Ready to dig into some pasta at the restaurant and one of the 3 have to go to the bathroom. That's fine it will be like 30 seconds. "Dad I'm going poop" Yum! Somewhat cold pasta coming my way!

@FakeNYMets_MLR are about to begin their climb... It's time to go on a Mets like tear. I re-read that five times because tear and tear are so closely spelled... oh it's the same.

@FakeNYMets_MLR I'm awake

The awakening is soon. All 👀over here. #fakemets #newMLRseason

Are you someone who can write a number between 1-1000 on a website? Then the @FakeNYMets_MLR are looking for you! Seriously, I have estimated 4 people that will be on our team in say.... 24 hours.

@GareDR333 It will never go away.

IT’S BAAAAAAAAACK!

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@RealFakeBJs Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sad news today, as dong-slammin, pelvic-thrustin, all-around badass Mike Honcho has retired from MLR. He looks forward to spending more time with his wife and kids in Florida. The Jays wouldn't be us without you. We wish you all the best #GetJayed #Honch #F