Dangerous Dan Gerzone

Haters won't rest till I'm in the ground

Starting to wonder if the 8ft x 10ft poster of me lying naked on a leopard print rug hanging in the SMD team office is scaring away free agents

Woke up this morning feeling dangerous

Btw Argentina is where all the Nazis went after the war

Ah shit, my bluecheck is gone

I'm a fiend for mojitos

Saskatchewan sucks

Had a couple Miller Lites tonight and if there's a finer pilsner beer that maintains a full body taste with less calories, I've yet to have it

I will kill Naruto

Today is Dan Marino's birthday, which traditionally signals the start of Hunktoberfest in San Marino

Got that dawg in me

Coming into this season in the best shape of my life. Faster, stronger, more chiseled. Probably added 10-15 pounds of muscle.

Always a blessing to represent my team, my league, and the gorgeous people of San Marino at the All-Star Game. A special thank you to all who voted. #StayDangerous

Many people are saying "Vote for Dan Gerzone for the All-Star Game, he's hunky!"

I could kill a chimpanzee with my bare hands

I have executed Pops

Everybody's invited to the cookout

Weeping for the souls of those out there who drink beer that compromises on taste

Forgot it was St. Patrick's Day and came to the game today completely nude