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Jacob Rutz
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Jacob Rutz
@JacobRutz
I'm not the hero Twitter wants, I'm the hero Twitter needs. 7th grade Field Day Softball Throw Champion
가입일 Haziran 2011
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Imagine you get called in for jury duty and it’s just Nicholás Maduro
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Transformers 1 and 2 are top tier movies and nobody can tell me otherwise.
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@Trigrumps No lie, that’s exactly what brought this thought on. Could they throw any more divorced couples into that movie?
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Is it really a disaster movie without a divorced couple, a new rich step dad, and the rekindling of a family along the way?
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It’s been a while since I’ve visited Instagram. But after 5 minutes on my discover page, I now know how to align my chakras, channel my inner vibrations, and summon storms by talking to trees.
Boy does Instagram really know it’s audience.
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Why don’t politicians emphasize improving infrastructure? I’d easily vote for someone who effectively puts forwards a plan to evolve transportation.
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@dylan_thomas16 I get probably 4 or 5 a day. At this point, I’ll just vote for the person who texts me less.
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@JacobRutz I have heard this from so many people! I haven’t received one message 😂
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I just want the election to be over so I can stop receiving so many text messages.
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“Are you artistic?”
I ask from across the room, unaware that I should really emphasize my “R”s.
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A surprising new study found that the controversial antimalarial drug hydroxychloroquine helped Covid-19 patients better survive in the hospital.
cnn.it/3ik1CSy
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@ash_k_dash That’s understandable. It just stems from what we think the role of government should be. In my mind, the government shouldn’t intervene. I also don’t think the government should mandate evacuations or have a draft.
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@tallguyntheback Catch That Kid and don’t you ever forget a cinematic masterpiece like that again.
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This is like the 12th time this has happened. Moe’s would never.
AJ+@ajplus
Chipotle will pay a record $25 million in fines for serving tainted food that left 1,100 people sick — the largest food safety fine ever paid in the U.S. The company has admitted to poor safety practices, and will avoid conviction by starting a better food handling program.
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Oh man, good thing the WHO is on the case. This virus had me worried for a second.
World Health Organization (WHO)@WHO
Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #China🇨🇳.
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@XannibalLecter That’s what I’m saying. I saw someone complaining about it and realized people don’t just do it themselves.
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@JacobRutz ha, it didn’t even occur to me people still needed haircuts #cuecrew 👨🏻🦲
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