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Basic: removing a rib to suck your own dick.
Galaxy brain: God removing Adam's rib to create a new person to suck his dick.
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Let them eat Jake
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Let them eat Jake
@JakeCambron
Practicing voodoo artist... dog fitness blogger... accountant.
가입일 Ekim 2011
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@EndWokeness Dumbass figures out that men have a harder time raising women because they face conplicated challenges that men dont understand so they do the empathetic thing and raise a child they'll understand better. Jesus christ you guys are just homophobes
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𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲:
Straight couples: 52.5% boys
Lesbian couples: 40% boys
Gay couples: 81.8% boys
Coincidence?
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@MattWalshBlog He's basing this off a twitter video. Guarantee he's never actually talked to a child or an adult who has been raised by two dads to get real experience. Go touch grass, my dude. You spend too much time online.
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Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a “right” to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only “right” at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father.
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@MattWalshBlog Hey, Matt, are you actually dumb enough to think that a 6 week old baby has the cognitive function to understand what the word "mama" means? Are you gonna be that stupid??
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This story is horrifying. It's also a direct result of the legalization of gay "marriage." If you're willing to pretend that two men can be married then there's no reason to object to the equally grotesque farce of two men pretending to be parents.
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews
The gay Nashville couple who purchased a 6-week-old baby boy are continuing their mockery of the child in a new video, calling the baby “homophobic” for making a face when one of the men tells the baby he has two dads and even agreeing with commenters that they should “throw it away.”
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@adamcarolla The way conservative boomers are still so whiny and soft about going thru covid lockdowns makes it very clearly these pussies never would have made sacrifices to win WWII if it happened now.
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Just so everyone knows about all my unpopular opinions. I don’t do it for now, I do it for later. Think Covid, now you get destroyed but later you get satisfaction and vindication so don’t do it for now
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@michaeljknowles Dumb people can find horror in anything. Do rightwingers actually think a baby knows what the word "mama" means? Are they pretending to be that stupid?
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The most horrifying video I've ever seen in my life.
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews
Two gay men in Nashville are sparking nationwide outrage after recording a video of themselves mocking the baby they had via surrogacy as it cries for its mother for content. Man: “Who do you want, Dada or Pop?” Baby: “Mama” Man: “No, there is no mama.” Baby: cries
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@RobSchneider I'd say you're a fascist but nobody thinks you're important enough to the movement to assassinate you.
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Dear Elizabeth Banks,
Calling someone who disagrees with your political views ‘Fascist’ is the same dangerous rhetoric (and lies) that got our friend Charlie Kirk murdered.
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@pureMetatron Did charlie ever show one single example of an unqualified black pilot getting a job because of DEI or was he just fearmongering with racism??
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The stupidest and most dishonest distortion of Charlie's real point. All you guys do is strawman a dead man who cannot respond.
He was absolutely right by the way, when he said what he said about seeing a Black pilot.
I agree with him 100%.
Because it was a take on DEI, NOT race.
This astronaut was clearly chosen for his skill, NOT his skin, so Charlie would have had ZERO problems with him. And neither do I.
DEI is anti-White non meritocratic racism and it must be removed from our societies entirely, not matter how much left wing cultists cry about it.
Cults don't matter.
Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerII
After Charlie Kirk pushed the idea of not trusting Black pilots, imagine how he would've felt seeing a Black man pilot Artemis II into a perfect re-entry and splashdown.
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@samtripoli Well one is a skit and the other was reality, idiot.
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Please tell me how what ellen is saying in this "skit" is anything different than what Jared From Subway said in private text messages about kids?
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
Resurfaced Ellen DeGeneres video from 1998 takes on new meaning after what we’ve learned in the Jeffrey Epstein files You can’t watch this now and think anything other that what we know to be true “They put it in our faces every single time”
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@jockowillink Tarriffs and Trump's foreign policy have made building projects more expensive. Thats why the cost tripled.
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Gross incompetence or theft?
I’m leaning toward theft.
Because this level of stupidity doesn’t even seem possible.
KTLA@KTLA
In a 60 Minutes report, officials said they now believe the rail line linking L.A. and San Francisco could ultimately cost about $126 billion, more than triple the original price tag approved by voters. ktla.com/news/californi…
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@jockowillink Public executions are some third world facist shit. Stop trying to be like the barbarians you claim to not want in your own country.
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@yannispappas The detail is that he's going to raise taxes on the ultra wealthy to pay for the policies he's proposing. Are you really pretending like he doesn't talk about raising taxes all the time?? Good impression but your take is complete bullshit.
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@bennyjohnson He literally had untreated schizophrenia. Are you really stupid enough to believe someone with untreated schizophrenia is competent??
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This animal was ‘competent’ enough to vote.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get welfare.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get public housing.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get EBT.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get free bus rides.
He was ‘competent’ enough to acquire a murder weapon.
He was ‘competent’ enough to slice a girls throat in an instant.
He was ‘competent’ enough to immediately brag about murdering “that white girl.”
This animal was ‘competent’ enough to stand trial for 14 (!!!!) previous violent offenses and be set free.
But now that he’s facing the death penalty he’s miraculously ‘incompetent’ and cannot be judged.
My blood is boiling.
Impeach and punish the corrupt judges who allowed this violent repeat offender to be free to kill Iryna.
Federal charges better stick and deliver the death penalty to this monster, who was caught on camera committing racial hate murder. Make it a public execution.
End this madness. We cannot share a society with these people. Kill evil.
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@MattWalshBlog Matt has somehow found a way to get offended by dead lgbtq indigenous people. He truly is a homophobe and a racist
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For those who don't speak Woke Retard, I looked it up and apparently MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ means "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual." So apparently they'd added murdered people into the LGBT community. Murdered is now a queer identity. This is the kind of innovation we get from Canada.
Juno News@junonewscom
NDP MP Leah Gazan condemns Budget 2026 for cutting $7B from Indigenous Services Canada and Crown Indigenous relations. "They provided $0 to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+," she said. "Rates of violence are increasing, and the PM is turning a blind eye."
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@samtripoli Because her ex husband committed suicide and basically abandoned her, you asshole. This isnt the "gotcha" you think it is.
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How come when men move on and start relationships quickly they are called callous and heartless but everyone seems fine when women do it?
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Aubrey Plaza is expecting her first child with partner Christopher Abbott, People reports.
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@samtripoli Hi, I'm Sam and I make the most obvious, hacky jokes for engagement farming. Im everything wrong with modern comedy!
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@MattWalshBlog Dude, you've thrown your unequivocal support behind a pedophile president and his administration that is covering for a pedophile ring. None of the space stuff matter if people like you are going to continue carrying water for pedophiles.
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The dorks who found reasons to be cynical and critical about this mission look dumber by the day. This whole thing has been so cool. The crew has been sharing the Gospel the entire time. And now this moment. If you can't be inspired by this, you're dead inside. An empty vessel.
Jenny Hautmann@JennyHPhoto
The Artemis II crew named a lunar crater after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife, Carroll. What a beautiful and touching moment. I'm not crying, you're crying 🤧
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@samtripoli Guy thinks satanic ritual abuse is real but wont talk about Trump being all over the very real Epstein files raping children..
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Hahahahahahahahaha never underestimate Michael Tracey’s gift for being wrong about almost everything. All those cases that they tried to convince you were “satanic panic” and wrong turned out to be 100% true! The McMartin School had tunnels under the school and Demien Echols knew details of the murder that only the killer would know! Just when you thought Michael Tracey couldn’t destroy his credibility anymore he goes even more fully retarded! Enjoy the show!
Michael Tracey@mtracey
OK, now Tucker is just literally reviving Satanic child ritual abuse stuff from the 1980s. Something tells me there's going to be an uptick in podcast listeners claiming Satanic child ritual abuse
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@samtripoli Dumbass: she's talking about fake news. Like how the Trump administration pushed the fake Hatians eating dogs story. You're a comedian. You should care about truth.
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War is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength!
redpillbot@redpillb0t
Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says free speech is a weapon of war, and censorship is necessary to protect free speech.
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@ItsJuliansRum He should be mad at himself for being TOO DUMB and BRAINWASHED by other conservatives to see that liberals predicted everything bad thats happening right now and maybe GO AWAY for a while.
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“bUt ThEO vOn VoTeD fOr tHeSe pEoPle”
Yea exactly that’s why he’s pissed. It’s why we’re all pissed.
We thought we voted for America First but we got more of the same bullshit.
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@samtripoli You're an absolutrle bitch if you think covid restrictions were fascism. It was always meant to be temporary and guess what? No one got thrown into a fema camp over it. But many US citizens are now being thrown in detention camps by ICE. Thats why "no kings" fits.
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“No Kings” was funded by Walmart. You know the company that’s full time employees need government assistance to survive. Also I love that the demographic that went out for “No Kings” was the same demographic that believed people who didn’t wear masks and didn’t get vaccinated should be shunned from society even going as far as to say they should have been throw in FEMA camps. No Kings unless it Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates and if that the case just deep throat everything they say.
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