@belloman777 A drinks waiter at a party, no one was โdinningโ.
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James Connor ๐ต๐ธ
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James Connor ๐ต๐ธ
@JamesConnor66
18+only!๐ Sensitive content warning, your choice. Professional Onanist๐ฒEqual rights for all incl Palestinians. Occasionally assisted by Grok๐ฌ
Melbourne ๊ฐ์
์ผ Aralฤฑk 2018
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@JamesConnor66 When I'm Dinning, last thing I want to see is your junk staring back at me, I don't care how hot you are๐คจ๐ตโ๐ซ
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Strippers are boring. I prefer being a naked waiter. They can see my penis for 90 minutes rather than 7 seconds๐ That was my job tonight. The hardest part was not my dick but having to smile for 90 minutes.
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@belloman777 Thatโs for ugly people๐๐๐ค
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James Connor ๐ต๐ธ ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
Do you feel dirty after sex on stage?
Always, but not for long๐ณ
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@sacdefromage Iโve got a twin tub. Itโs only a few months old.
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My Mum had one of these, gawd I am old
celtic Jaime ๐@celtic_jaime
Whoโs nan/gran had one of these โ
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James Connor ๐ต๐ธ ๋ฆฌํธ์ํจ
This is where the rot started๐ก
mercurian archives@pearlusconi
The Boxer, Konstantin Somov, 1933
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@just_brash I just wrote the sentence, the rest was all grok๐ฒ
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Flat Earthers around the globe are losing it over the latest moon mission. #Artemis2
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@JamesConnor66 the plural of FLY is FLIES, not what you wrote
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Iโm having a bad day as it is without biblical sized flys tormenting me๐ฅน
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@buwe591 It can be if you are the victim of sadists๐ก
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@TaimuurKhan V but I never cum. I save it up for solo work๐ค
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@TaimuurKhan I work for myself and that is part of what I do. I prefer solo sex on stage, much easier๐
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This is my most popular photo ever. It must be the Christian connection ๐
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The rat has me so distracted I almost poured milk on my breakfast steak instead of tomato sauce๐ณ
James Connor ๐ต๐ธ@JamesConnor66
I just moved a recycling bag that has been on the balcony for a week. A large rat jumped out and instead of fleeing the balcony it ran inside my flat. I now have a large rat somewhere in my flat๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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Here's a petition started with @AllOut that could really change things for LGBT+ people. Add your name to join the fight for LGBT+ rights! ๐ a.allout.org/s/P3VBd/
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@TaimuurKhan When Iโm working naked at a party I might adjourn to a bedroom with someone for sex followed by a quick shower. The natural thing after sex is to get dressed but I have to rejoin the party still naked. It feels wrong๐
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