Its Mud Yam Mud (pronoun half)

Now to real stuff.. A company in Tasmania express delivers rookworst to... Here! tasmaniangourmetonline.com.au/?cmp_id=647991…

@PhilHazell1 @belinduhpyne I do the odd malboro man zip though the gong.. But only by day

@belinduhpyne Wollongong Belinduh?

I’m not in the country atm, so I do apologise if I miss any messages from you guys. Enjoying my holiday. Here’s a picture of my view this evening if you can guess where I am!?

@werriskneebone @UnicrnShtMttrs @quim_shady Ive never done balls

@UnicrnShtMttrs @quim_shady Nose beers

The beers are on @quim_shady 😘

@jumbarrawa @TheUnOz Thats not really harsh Jumba

@TheUnOz One Nation supporters are sooo fuking stupid I can't even with them anymore.

BREAKING: Gina Rinehart assures South Australian voters that Pauline Hanson is the best politician that money can buy. #auspol #sapol

@DazzDzatron Clever

Dark message warning enemy to 'learn your lesson' found inscribed on 2,000-year-old sling bullet from ancient Holy Land flip.it/ZIZQE1

@Marlayna29 Yeah.. a lot of them before and obviously refusing offer died

Did you ever test positive for COVID-19?

@gomichild @CrossBiddy bUT ONE HOUR LATER????

@CrossBiddy Bit early to be legless even on a Friday

We have a situation here, nobody has legs.

@SecularSmurfAU @StillDizzy2 ISSNT WISHIES SON PLAYING?

@IMudlet @StillDizzy2 Storm on later tonight,

@davidjamieson10 Cheers David! When disheartened our political aspirations are play things of venal oligarchs,antidote is to recall our solidarity is key in defeating them. They are few. We are millions. Activated & informed,we terrify them. Freedoms depend on each of us playing our part.#auspol

@taipan168 I keep mentioning this to @stationmum101 who wont throw water wings out to them

I didn't know this about Saudi Arabia. Wonder if this is true! smh.com.au/traveller/insp…

@WindsorBeaver Pack a few dried apricots and devilled egg in for tomorrow.. and write back

The world’s silliest sausage has done the densest of farts.

@pray2pesci @oelma__ Modal mate!

@IMudlet @oelma__ Semi or full auto?

🤔

@mariewalsh18 @ThrillaRilla369 The fuel gauge is passenger only

@ThrillaRilla369 Most Probably 👵

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@lagoonki Next time take a hammer and see if you can make some sing No bubbles I notice

This is why it’s called Ironstone Hill 😂

@BrendaJ69492764 @MbarkCherguia "would you believe 4'7"?

@MbarkCherguia Liar

Describe her in ONE word.

@xyphophor same as Jesus never mentions abortions.. They can only scream

Flat earth is stuck on that simple question Please help them Ree#flatearth

@BrendaJ69492764 @Viralvid_89 What if you like "home and away" in the background whilst you cook dinner and clean up because the teenager is useless???

@Viralvid_89 Sick fuck

Man says dating an 18 year old in your 40s is not insane at all. Thoughts?

@mariewalsh18 I would have preferred "Whiskey in the jar"

NOT the Muppets 😉 youtu.be/ip5e9NUvX6A?si…

@BrendaJ69492764 @bushontheradio You can beat a drum!!!!

@bushontheradio I love beetroot

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@ripperriver @JoeyMeier Auction it!!!!

Doesnt EVERYONE have a pair of "im going to cut the grass" pair of sneakers? I do