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The Crap Part of Texas 가입일 Mayıs 2008
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33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.
The White House@WhiteHouse
In the United States military, we leave no American behind.
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@TxBornSooner These old white men who are used to getting exactly what they want are so butt hurt that players are getting paid, especially young black man, it is wild
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If you get 600k & get taxed @ 40% that's 360k left. Spend 100k you have 260k left. 260k in the S&P 500 for 30 yrs W/NO OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS you'll have close to 3 million. So you live off 75k a yr for 30 yrs every 3 yrs you take a 9k vacation, & retire in at 52 or 53 w/3 mill
Garrett Hickey #INVICTA@Coach_Hickey5
Ding. Ding. Ding. It’s not the top kids that this system will fail. It’s the kids who make $500k and then $600k. They graduate, their careers sputter out and then go to get an office job and make $75k. What are they going to do then. The ncaa won’t care…
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Darth Neel: Shadow Myykian
Bryan Ward@bryaneward
I Photoshop Neel into things… Day 224 #StarWars
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So because not every person playing ball in the NCAA will NOT play in the NBA then no one should be paid for their efforts? That is some old, fucking white man logic right there
Garrett Hickey #INVICTA@Coach_Hickey5
Ding. Ding. Ding. It’s not the top kids that this system will fail. It’s the kids who make $500k and then $600k. They graduate, their careers sputter out and then go to get an office job and make $75k. What are they going to do then. The ncaa won’t care…
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@Geraldini93 Yes, the original run of Scrubs is my favorite show and really great
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My sister said Scrubs is hilarious and I should go back and watch it. Did I miss out??
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@ManaByte We are living under the rule of the Pakled Party and a President Pakled who is very smart
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For anyone who’s never watched Star Trek, the Pakleds are a species that wanders around the galaxy insisting “We are smart” while proving the exact opposite. They steal random tech they don’t understand, break half of it, then act confused when it doesn’t magically make them powerful.
At this point I’m convinced the Pakleds are what you’d get if Flat Earthers and moon‑landing deniers interbred for a few generations and accidentally formed a spacefaring civilization powered entirely by misunderstanding. They didn’t “find things.” They just inherited the collective IQ drop.
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@mikefreemanNFL He is checking to see if the cameraman is a million/billionaire and they needed to sink his boat
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@hilarialexander I'm gonna have to look up a recipe for that, thanks
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@JeffIsInTexas It’s Pastiera, a Neapolitan Easter pie
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She’s not dragging Mark Ruffalo. She’s dragging Hollywood. How much were you paid for this misogynistic ass post?
Pop Tingz@PopTingz
Kate Beckinsale drags Mark Ruffalo on social media for being a vocal pro-Palestinian activist and facing no professional consequences, while she & Susan Sarandon both were fired by their agents: “I guess having a penis in Hollywood really counts for a lot because you've not been fired by the same Agent … I applaud your voice and your activism but the price you pay for having a vagina while even remotely liking a post that was as un political as it could possibly be”
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