erica

the 3 little pigs taught me that if you’re bricked up then no one can mess with you

@CharCharMarr Tru 😭

Philadelphian Florence + the Machine fans especially

Hot unemployed friend has been going to gay networking events so he can get a job and instead keeps getting interactions like this

what if he tweeted this on the law & order set

I wished they named it Unwells Fargo instead of Xfinity Mobile Arena

@blewmarine yes

would u follow her

when you’re waiting for the excedrin to kick in then you start feeling shaky and nearly going into cardiac arrest,, that’s when you know your migraine is about to be gone

@whotfisjovana too late jov sorry

Half cursed on my dads side and half haunted on my moms side

My print orders are open for one week :) if you've been wanting a cat painting, here is your chance! janedashleyart.com/collections/re…

@jerseymikes Did u eat yet

just fell to my knees thinking about lunch

PSA: if you’re a deranged lunatic in replies you’re getting blocked.

bump it. bonk it. tippett. tocchet. (bop it flyers version)

Faded of 2 extra strength excedrin

I’m convinced there’s actually 12 Jason kelce clones

A boy becomes a man when he smacks his pockets to make sure everything is there before leaving the house.

@firelordaimee Me this morning

migraine meds aren’t making the migraine go away. this might be it for me

(Literal medicine that helps you )

Don’t give up guys keep being really annoying to get what u want

My obgyn and I are going back and forth in my cvs app (I’m requesting a refill on my birth control and they’re denying it) ,, the third time worked

Ybor city was so fun until it wasn’t

Remembering when my friend and I went to Tampa for Halloween and almost died