JidScan

Best thread on twitter.

Amazon has never delivered a package the next day when they say it will arrive the next day

@GEN80 @luxuryrosemusic I ain’t ever seen such an intentional ankle breaking

Somebody said he shook the bad contract out of his pocket 😂

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

Next time you cash out. Don’t waste the fucking money again

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

Pooh Sheisty did what he was supposed to do. He did what some of you cowards say what YOU would do if you were in that situation. Don’t call him stupid now. Yall glorify that behavior until it’s REALLY happening. Everyone ain’t playing gangster.

😂😂😂

@_Gottalovezik Gotta be strong now

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

@roxie_notes @OrevaZSN Excuse me?! This Poetry

@OrevaZSN It feels good because you’re borrowing happiness from your future. The problem is you still have to pay it back.

Financial irresponsibility has given me the happiest moments of my life.

'16 Steph scoring title

@Gardas111 Those handles man. He was really Messi with a basketball 😢

Everybody on here rich and strong and got hella hoes and never made no mistake ever and fly as hell and great at everything they do

Bruh, all these years later? This is WILD lol

this is 1 of those songs you never forget where you first heard it

@jackInYouramr0 No way he thought diddy was gon be able to rap this

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.

sitting down at the airport food court with my bento box and making eye contact with the japanese man who just sat down with his KFC order

Idk how y’all niggas be having rosters, these bitches annoying.

I ain’t gon lie to you, that McDonald’s Big Arch Burger is actually banging