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Call your parents. Hug your parents. Spend time with your parents. (And your grandparents if fortunate enough to have them)

NFL film expert @gregcosell sits down with @AdamSchein to break down Sonny Styles and Caleb Downs Watch live NOW ➡️ trib.al/ZZinYR6

This doesn’t get spoken about enough.

The only season in which Ovechkin didn't score at least 30 goals was 2020-21, which was shortened to 56 games because of the COVID-19 pandemic. He had 24 goals in 45 games that season.

Ten years ago, I wrote about the 15 best Elite Eight games since 2000. Feel like this list needs to grow a bit and account for recent history. cbssports.com/college-basket…

Final Fours where each team was the name of a state: 2026: Connecticut, Illinois, Arizona, Michigan 2014: Connecticut, Kentucky, Florida, Wisconsin 2002: Maryland, Indiana, Kansas, Oklahoma 1997: Arizona, Kentucky, Minnesota, North Carolina 1993: North Carolina, Michigan, Kansas, Kentucky

Alex Ovechkin hits the 30-goal mark for the 20th time in his career. That's his 927th career goal.

This is phenomenal and worth a read for everyone who loves the draft

-Texas first four game-winner vs. NC State -High Point stuns Wisconsin -VCU biggest R1 comeback EVER over UNC -Santa Clara vs. Kentucky all-time finish to go to OT -Vandy game-winner heave vs. Nebraska rims out -Johnnies buzzer-beater takes down Kansas -Iowa takes out the champs at the death -Purdue tips in vs. Texas to stay alive -Duke melts, UConn advances on ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOTS IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY And we're not done yet. We don't deserve March 🥹

Does anyone remember these UConn results like @JonRothstein? 🤔

Draymond reacts to the crazy UConn/Duke Ending “For (Alex) Karaban to hit the 3 that he hit before and to not try to force up another 3 but to make the right play is why the basketball gods rewarded them...But why did the game ever get to that point? You got the National Player Of The Year (Cameron Boozer), we gotta make sure he get a bucket” The Tournament Check-In is Presented by @Dominos Best Deal Ever

Players with 30+ goal seasons at the age of 40: • Gordie Howe • Johnny Bucyk • Teemu Selane • Alex Ovechkin

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

If the Spartans are serious about maximizing what could be a special run, the path is not mysterious – retain Fears, go get a real center, and build the roster like a team that knows its window is open right now. More below from contributor Matt Sheehan app.lockerverse.com/spartans-illus…

3️⃣0️⃣ goals at 4️⃣0️⃣? More elite company for @ovi8 🐐 @Capitals | #Gr8ness | #ALLCAPS

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Mark your calendars for the Pittsburgh game, folks. I think this is it. #ALLCAPS

Capitals playoff chances back in double digits baby!

The Capitals are still very likely to miss the playoffs. But by winning 3 straight and 5 of 7, they've made things interesting. 🏒 Just 3 PTS behind the 8-seed CLB 🏒 WSH stills plays CLB; would have tie-breaker 🏒 1 PT back of DET & PHI, tie-breaker over both 🏒 Game in hand over DET, PHI, OTT; need help If they can win 5 of their final 7 games...

Alex Ovechkin became the first player in NHL history to record 20 career 30-goal campaigns, reaching the mark in all but one of his NHL seasons since 2005-06. #NHLStats Tune in 🌎: nhl.com/watch