good politics haver

@mcarv_s The Hershey "Eggies" are half price at No Frills

someone needs to do something drastic to address the price of mini eggs in this country

Do "the trades" include puppeteering?

Sure why not

We're done saying "partner," right?

I just gently rotate each one and buy whichever seems the least like water

It feels much more apocalyptic when the electric hum of a hybrid vehicle is coming from a police car

@samanthahenman Close. Thank you. I figured out that it was "funny like the moon" by Bunky, which led to the discovery it's not available on Spotify

@Josh4Real Dirty work - steely Dan

What's that song. Or even just the band

@kristinatastic Whoppers Junior

I've been working on this important list for a couple of years now. What am I missing?

Like a snowflake, everyone has their own way of doing the beginning of Lion King

I could get behind this if it's about higher prices for rich people

Am I the only one having trouble understanding Miniforce Super Dino Power 2

@googleymoogley I don't wish anything terrible upon her, but I also don't wish her well

have to unfollow the fashion influencer I followed a couple weeks ago who restyles outdated outfits but all she does is style polished but boring, lifeless outfits with no color and I find it all very depressing, she brings me no pleasure and I wish her well

Son (4) just woke up (10:45pm) and is demanding "a breakfast show"

Looking for places to live

@Nerdspringbreak The first time I went in one of these it was just me and the guy operating it. It was boiling inside. The guy kept waiting for more people (who never came) and every few seconds he'd spray a bunch of bug spray everywhere. There was a fog

@suchnerve Bring back Altavista

natural language search algorithms and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

super cool how searching for anything niche now takes over 10x longer because every goddamn search algorithm presumes it knows better than you, and that you must REALLY be looking for something more conventional

Funny way to kill someone

Hey good news, "you bet your life" is on Tubi