Josh de Alchemist

Started out this new channel as promised yesterday my birthday. Let's see it through to monetization.

@Godwinz_Gate @HumanityChad @xviddownload download this video

@HumanityChad It's an X still winning massively in mathematics despite being an English language alphabet

When life puts you in the wrong lane but you’re still winning 😂

@UpcomingElon @Wizarab10 She no serious sha

@JoshMat_ @Wizarab10 That was her reply when I asked her Not knowing i already heard what happened 😄

You can’t date for 13 years, but you’ve had 7 different relationships in 13 years and you still never marry. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@lanreadelowo @_chiceeeyyy So in any situation, thank God cos it would have been worse 😂😂

Oh brother, you could have been given birth to in Kwara or Ekiti. You’d have been 1,500 steps behind the average Nigerian

@oneman_official For the culture 😁

A couple came to withdraw, the woman asked me to check balance for her. It's her husband's card. I told her there's no network for checking balance. She said "God too love this man". What she didn't know was that it's her husband that signalled to me not to check the balance.

@UpcomingElon @Wizarab10 Ahe herself, them no de make am for her family? Abi na only eba she wan fit make for this life?

@Wizarab10 Make all man just do what makes them happy Because women do that all the time I know one girl wey just leave her 6 years relationship last week, why? She said she doesn’t think the guy will make it Imagine 🤦🏼‍♂️

@lekside34 History will tell

Who else is expecting him to say something else??? Tinubu's government will come and go but the ignoble memories about how many supposedly yoruba leaders, pastors, imams and Obas failed to say the TRUTH even when it so evident will never be forgotten....The damage done won't go away anytime soon, unfortunately 😕

@thebigjosh_x Did same for my younger bro, proud of the champ. Now we're on YouTube

Teaching my younger brother KDP, so he will touch his first 1M before 17. And also, get heartbroken by Amazon before these ladies 😂 Win-win 🧌

My God entered time, stepped into creation, and took on humanity. He was tempted in every way, yet without sin. He felt what I feel. When I cry out in pain, He does not stand distant. He says, “I know. I have been there.” He sees me. He understands my tears. He comforts me. He is not distant or untouchable. This is why He is my advocate, my defender, my eternal High Priest, my Lord and my Saviour. He came exactly as He promised. Through the prophet, it was written, “A virgin shall conceive and bear a Son, and His name shall be Immanuel” which means, God with us. He is compassionate. He entered our condition, even tasting poverty, so that I might become rich in His righteousness. He tasted death for my redemption. Yet death could not hold Him. He rose in victory, so I have the assurance of resurrection. Because He lives, I will live also. He did not lose to death. He conquered it. Now to your claim. You say, “If your god can die, then he is not God.” But you misunderstand the gospel. God did not cease to be God. The Son took on human nature and, in that humanity, truly experienced death. Not as defeat, but as victory. If your god has never entered human suffering, then he cannot truly relate to it. If he has never faced death, then he has never conquered it. The power of the gospel is this: God did not remain distant. He stepped in. He did not avoid the battle. He won it. He did not escape death. He defeated it. That is why He is not only God above me, but God with me, God for me, and God who has secured my eternal life. In your framework, a person stands before God hoping their good outweighs their bad. There is no full assurance, only the expectation of judgment. In Christ, I do not stand on the scale of my works. I stand on a finished work. My confidence is not in what I have done for God, but in what God has done for me in Christ. He has already borne my judgment. He has already secured my righteousness. So I do not face eternity with uncertainty. I face it with assurance. Not because I am good enough, but because He is. And that is not a dangerous hope. That is a secured salvation.

If you are broke, the only things you should be spending on are food, housing, and transportation. If you must buy anything, it should be a book to improve your earning power or a course to acquire a high-income skill. If you can't pay for your basic bills without an income for the next six months, you are broke.

I once had a landlord that connected us to his generator. Evenings when there was no light, he powered his giant generator and gave us light. .....until his wife came back from America months later 😂😂

This is why I find it funny when people say “you people on Twitter really rate yourselves” Why will we not rate ourselves? I’ve been on this app when someone called out a debtor all the way from the UK, it trended and one madam in the UK traced the man to his house and the debt was settled. I can’t even begin to recount the many good things this app has done. If you like allow them silence you. This app is very powerful, we don’t even rate ourselves enough. Only a fool will think social media is a joke. This place could make or destroy you.

This proves without the shadow of a doubt that Tinibu is a foreign operative. I hate the term slave, but in this case…

@lx_amara Thank God for Christianity

Some days ago, a boy (if I can call him that) was on X talking about how we need to return to African spirituality, romanticizing a religion filled with atrocities like these. As usual, the wokies in his comments echoed his thoughts and cheered him on. The same African traditional religion that has rape festivals, still kills innocent people to bury with kings when they die, and forces widows to marry their late husband’s siblings after humiliating them with various practices and stripping them of their husband’s property. Again, many people on Twitter are demon-possessed, which is why they cannot see humanity’s need for Christ. The god of this world has blinded their eyes and corrupted their hearts, hence the hatred for Christ and the rejection of the only hope for humanity. There’s only so much our tweets can do, I pray God strengthen us to continue to intercede and raise awareness.

So una don dey okay with the high fuel price? Citizens of the Federal Republic of Adjusters

If you have male children, you have a SACRED task of ensuring your son not only stands solid in character, but that he is also wise and courageous to stand up to his fellow men when they say and do evil to women.

All the evil people are gathering under the Mandate. When will good people gather for the salvation of this country?

@Oludeewon @MargaretObebe Kindly point her to Abia State. Every corruption is man-made. It will also be fixed by men. Abia State is a living testimony.

The ancestors that left their religion for Christianity, you think they didn’t know what they were doing? Dey play.

When Chuck Norris arrived in heaven, he was the one who had to tell the angels, "Fear not."