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@ChronicleNUFC Embarrassing

Shola Ameobi insists 'it's been a good season' for NUFC chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@SupportersNufc Serious question: when was the last time we took our chances? Benfica?

🗣️Eddie Howe : "Today was a big step forward in terms of our performance - we haven’t hit the heights in recent weeks. We didn’t create enough and when we did we didn’t take the chances, they did, but it was a much better overall performance." #NUFC #fblifestyle

@SkySportsPL Wow, we’re truly atrocious

Newcastle's last 12 results in the Premier League 📊

@NUFC Taking credit for Arsenal being shite, I see

The gaffer on Arsenal loss. 💬

@SkySports_Keith @ToonArmyIndia All season we’ve been the team that plays well and loses. It’s the sign of a BAD TEAM. Underlined by the fact that the board have accomplished nothing since Amanda left. None of our signings have worked out. We’ve gone from Champions League back to Championship in half a season

Arsenal were there for the taking for Newcastle tonight. The home players sinking to their knees on the final whistle underlined just how nervy they and their fans were tonight. They’ll struggle to win the league if they continue to play like that. Newcastle were better than recent, they looked organised and motivated. But a lack of a cutting edge. And when they got it, they missed. I actually don’t think it was an easy chance for Wissa, but it was the finosh of a player who hasn’t scored in 2026. Woltemade looked dangerous in a rare no.10 run-out, and Tonali was the best player on the pitch. Still though, another defeat. Five on the spin… #NUFC

@NUFC If only we had 200 million worth of players somewhere close by

Arsenal take the lead through Eze. [1-0] 9'

@WestHamPlace Lesson learned? lol

Come on Sunderland, let’s get the win tonight, please 🙏

@ErlingRoIe I wouldn’t recommend it lol

This Saturday, we are Geordies 🤍🖤

@agbnufc_ Man, how did we lose to those Mackem mugs? Starting to make me furious all over again

Wait Forest and Leeds could legit finish above us. Thank god the football world is distracted by laughing at Spurs and nobody is really noticing us at all.

@SupportersNufc Maybe I’m alone in this, but can’t we do this with Woltemade, Osula and Wissa?

Who is lucky enough to remember this front three? 😂👀 #NUFC #fblifestyle

@agbnufc_ @NUFCMurph As soon as Amanda left, everything stopped. It’s legit jarring

@NUFCMurph Where tf is the stadium announcement? It does not take 4 years to make a decision. Reubens are supposed to be land and property king pins who own half the city.

A lot rightfully made of Eddie Howe. But this far into the takeover its criminal how poor the Saudis are at getting anything done. Painfully slow with everything, indecisive and at times just non-existent. Carries on like that and Yasir can fuck off aswell for me.

@paddypower None of them. They’ve all been terrible. Skip it this year

If the season was to end tomorrow, who's winning the Premier League player of the season?

@ChefReactions I go through the same. Hang in there 🙏

@Leonard_Leazes @LeeDForster Got me lol 😂

Given referee decisions in the #NUFC game have twice stopped us becoming champions (the "goal" in 11/2023 & the time wasting etc in 01/2023) we believe that lawyers plan to be there on Sat & apparently could attempt to intervene if significant anti-Arsenal decisions are made.

@Cambone88 Laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

What the hell are you so Melon Collie about? #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSjmpsons #SimpsonsForever

@PL__OOC Their nationality

What is stopping this England team from winning the World Cup? 🤔👀

@NUFCMurph @ToonPolls No way is Alonso coming. Might as well put Pep on this poll

If he went....? @ToonPolls

@talkSPORT Nice try, talkSPORT, but no one’s forgetting about Spurs

OPINION: Newcastle are worst team in Premier League and lucky to not be in relegation battle #Echobox=1776930268" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/football/42034…

@Criminalsimpson Too real 😭😭

@Criminalsimpson Wrong episode, but I keep expecting him to sing about working hard for the money 🎶😂😂