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Eric Spencer

@JustEric

Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

United States Kemarfergodssake 가입일 Ağustos 2009
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Eric Spencer@JustEric·
Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it. Left: Challenge accepted.
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@CaudilloXIV Thank you for posting bullshit. We are currently experiencing higher than normal bullshit volumes. A Community Note will be with you shortly. We appreciate your patience.
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Joseph 🕊️@CaudilloXIV·
Billions for space, pennies for the hungry!
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@davepl1968 "Reading is hard." The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Best of luck on your journey.
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Dave W Plummer
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968·
@JustEric Reading is hard. Calm down and work on the math. You'll get it.
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Eric Spencer@JustEric·
Let me get this straight. You think a space shuttle with a civilian teacher on board exploded during launch, killing all on board, and teachers all across the country decided to show the *replay* to millions of students?
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

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@kimmie_c_ @ingelramdecoucy Yep. The hilarious part is that it's all based on people who resemble the astronauts. For one of the astronauts, his "doppelganger" is his twin brother. And for another, it's his older brother who looks a lot like him. These people's brains are cooked.
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Eric Spencer@JustEric·
Did...did you think I meant the teachers wheeled the TV cart to our houses to show us the disaster? Yes, we were in school. We were in school watching the launch...in school. Because there was a teacher on board. Teachers thought we would have more of a connection to the event knowing that a normal person, just like other normal people we knew, was going to space.
The Lights Have Taken Full Effect@exile72

@JustEric The OP is 100% correct. Kids were in school and were not watching the takeoff of the Challenger. Word spread as the news got out and the national nightly news was the first time most people saw the video.

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Bridget Phetasy@BridgetPhetasy·
Gen X breathes a collective sigh of relief.
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Patrick Hedger@pat_hedger·
Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.
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My dash cam has been randomly protecting videos from deletion for no apparent reason since I got it a few months ago. I finally figured out why. It has voice commands, and apparently, "fucking idiot!" sounds close enough to, "lock the video." 😬
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Eric Spencer@JustEric·
I'm just going off the words you, yourself, are posting. If you're not communicating your thoughts effectively, that's a you problem. Anyway, the birds are reflecting light exactly the way any reasonable person would expect them to. You either understand that or you don't, but I don't think there's anything further I can do to help you.
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SameOleColts💔@bloo1042·
@JustEric @ETN2DKAOS @DramaAlert Actually preschool. But you’re pretty dense yourself if you’re speaking on a light spectrum level. I clearly wasn’t speaking about the level of light in which we use to see everyday. Reaching so hard to try to be right. 💀
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Insane UFO spotted world wide. What do you think it is?
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@bloo1042 @ETN2DKAOS @DramaAlert No. No one said they did. But they do reflect light. That's how we see things. Crazy how much learning you missed out on by dropping out of school in kindergarten.
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Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
Marco Rubio finding out he has to be Kristi Noem’s husband
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@RantyAmyCurtis I mean, it's probably not terrible. I'd eat it if it were served at a party or something. But I wouldn't ever order it. Who the hell asked for this?
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T. Becket Adams
T. Becket Adams@BecketAdams·
Wow. I just saw a video of the ayatollah emerge from the sea like Godzilla, and he destroyed the entire U.S. Navy with his nuclear scream.
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