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@blange00 21-3

Why would we name it after a guy who only completes 50% of his passes, choked in the playoffs, got his team moved to Indiana and is 1-1 against Jordan Love, only because our Best Player was out? Lol

@chunyardpicks10 @AdamSchefter @JFowlerESPN @jacobinfante24 @CHGO_Bears @BarstoolBigCat THE PROPHET

BREAKING: Jack Sanborn is returning to the #Bears on a one year deal. The fan favorite and hometown kid returns to the city of Chicago, after a one year stint in Dallas. @AdamSchefter @JFowlerESPN @jacobinfante24 @CHGO_Bears @BarstoolBigCat

@BillTZimmerman Salary goes up with cap mate. this is like your income going up alongside your cost of living and then going on a spending spree

So to summarize the Bears finances conversation over the last week... Schefter's "broke" source was from the Bears org. Kap's source says the Bears don't want to spend more this year because Darnell Wright needs an extension this year, Caleb and Rome next year, and Burden and Loveland the year after that. The Kap source says Bears want to be smart so they can keep all their guys. What no one wants to discuss is that the cap is going to go up $150 to $200m in the next 5 years. The cap currently is accelerating faster than player salaries. So if the cap isn't an issue, and the Bears don't want to spend money in 2026 because of cash they need to spend in 2027 and 2028, that's decision is either by necessity or by choice. We can argue tone, we can argue message, but everyone is actually coming to the same conclusion.

@MTGSecretLair Bro where my Roll for initiative order at

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@AaronLemingNFL This has nothing to do with real money and everything to do with the salary cap

Talked about it a few days ago: Cap space & cash spending are two different things. #Bears ownership does not have the cash flow most other NFL owners do. With a Caleb Williams deal on the horizon & an expensive stadium, this shouldn’t come as a surprise.

@tribeoc @PolymarketBlitz I'm pretty sure the one with mental struggles is the dude bitching rn like an insecure twink on X.

@KSimplifier @PolymarketBlitz This only makes sense in your retarded, fat fuck brain.

The Bears Criteria for their offensive line: 1. Be big 2. Look kinda like Caleb Williams

Hidden Valley is hiring "Ranch-bassadors" to travel Europe and test ranch on local food The brand will send two duos across multiple European countries with all expenses paid to create content

@tribeoc @PolymarketBlitz This the kind of dude that has a secret passion for ballet dancing that he tells no one about

@PolymarketBlitz We don’t all look alike, clown.

@Peter_Bukowski You forgot about Dayo Odeyingbo

If Micah Parsons is healthy, he's in a tier of pass rushers only Myles Garrett can match. If Lukas Van Ness is healthy, he's shown progress and upside as an Edge2 If Brenton Cox is healthy, he's established himself as a solid sub-package rusher. That's a lot of if's

After Jerry said he'd "bust the budget" in free agency, I dared him to pull off any one of these in order: sign Trey Hendrickson, trade for Maxx, sign Devin Lloyd or Riq or Nakobe. He pulled off none of the above. He just blew smoke, then blew it. He just busted.

Maxx come take a physical here in Detroit

@KyleBrandt Absolutely

If Trey Hendrickson was not available, is Maxx Crosby a Raven right now…? I can’t wait to read the replies.

@HGrahamNFL @colincowherd Nailed it

Someone sent in a super chat into tonight’s stream and had me do the @colincowherd “Hey LeBron, we got Ben Simmons, we’re good here” impression for Motivated Dayo vs Crosby 😂😂😂 Got clipped ⬇️

@TomPelissero The nfl should give the ravens first round pick to the bears for not compensating us for Ian Cunningham

@MatthewMKE98 Leave it to packers fans to trash their own players that they glazed before the last season started. Please enlight me on who you are replacing these players with and how they will be better

I’d be willing to almost guarantee that the Packers are better next year then they were this past year We aren’t gonna miss a single dude he mentioned lol We will be more than fine

@MicahhParsons11 How they compare from an investment per $ and/or per draft pick standpoint.

Like what makes a player a hit or a miss for an organization?! Genuinely asking!

@zachkruse2 I think theres a significant depth loss here. Things that were "good enough" last year are looking more like weak spots that the young guys need to step up to cover. More question marks heading into next year and less of a complete roster (which I think GB had last year)

Roster decay is very real in Green Bay. You can debate the quality of the players lost, but... Rashan Gary Elgton Jenkins Quay Walker Malik Willis Nate Hobbs Kingsley Enagbare Romeo Doubs Rasheed Walker Colby Wooden 2026 team probably won't be as talented as the 2025 team.

@AdamSchefter BS

This year’s NFL compensatory draft picks:

@RapSheet Racist league

The NFL has announced the 2026 comp picks, handing out 33 to 15 clubs

@TomPelissero @SteveCaric @WassermanNFL Charlie Kirk?

The Chargers are signing TE Charlie Kolar to a three-year $24.3 million contract that makes him the NFL’s highest-paid blocking tight end, sources tell The Insiders. @SteveCaric of @WassermanNFL negotiated the deal, which includes $17M guaranteed.