Kayla Jane Austen

@BallBuster_9000 I’ll take your word for it.

@KaySecurityMWE Company makes shit coffee good too, but that's the good stuff fr

The coffee here isn’t great.

@Tony2Cold187 Just the security office. I’m still settling in, crashing on a cot until I find an apartment I’m okay with.

@KaySecurityMWE Oh. Okay, I could see how that would be an issue. You got your own office or nah?

@Jake_Osbo @SethIser I’ll keep it in mind.

@KaySecurityMWE @SethIser I didn't say steal, but he might share

@ParoxysmZone Appreciated.

@KaySecurityMWE I’ll bring you a cup right now 🫡

@Tony2Cold187 When I say home, I mean back in Texas.

@KaySecurityMWE I’d use that French press and make some cold brew to bring in, actually. That seems like the move. If you can keep the heathens from stealing it from the fridge.

@BallBuster_9000 I bet. It’s not the company, hm?

@KaySecurityMWE Ain't stealing it, but sometimes Mila brings me some and it's a bomb

@Jake_Osbo @SethIser Never steal a grumpy old mans coffee.

@KaySecurityMWE @SethIser has a stash

@Tony2Cold187 I have one at home, and a French press. Not doing me much good here.

@KaySecurityMWE Not GOOD coffee, no. But it’s gotta be better than what they are giving you. Personally I’d opt for an espresso machine and pull my own shots but you sound like you’re a busy bee

@ParoxysmZone Worth a shot.

@KaySecurityMWE It’s definitely better. There’s no crash after

@ParoxysmZone Can’t be worse than this crap.

@KaySecurityMWE I got some of that mushroom coffee in my room if you wanna try it. It’s not like, see the galaxy and bright lights kinda mushrooms. Just the healthy stuff that helps boost your brain.

@BallBuster_9000 Personal stash. You got permission for that?

@KaySecurityMWE Three words for you. Gian's Personal Stash

@Tony2Cold187 I know you’re not implying good coffee comes out of a K-Cup.

@KaySecurityMWE Better install yourself a Keurig with all those cameras and keypads

@ParoxysmZone I have range time booked. Join up if you want.

@KaySecurityMWE Just the gym and all that

@BallBuster_9000 @KaySecurityMWE Nah. Dont need Kay over here hitting me with the taser.

@ParoxysmZone Weekend plans, got any?

@KaySecurityMWE I’ll… I’ll try

@ParoxysmZone I get it. I’m the poster child of daddy issues. You’re bottling up pressure. Find a healthier release, you’ll find the rest gets easier.

@KaySecurityMWE He was injured by Robb Hardy over 20 years ago and it ended his career. I took up his dumb name to try to keep him to stop drinking and trying to kill himself. Clearly it’s working and I’m doing a fine job. So much so that Gian had to hire you because of my dumb shit

@ParoxysmZone That why you’re here? A fuck you to the old man?

@KaySecurityMWE It’s what I keep hearing from my old man so I guess I fucking am

@ParoxysmZone Are you a joke?

@KaySecurityMWE Why? So you and everyone else can have more shit to say about it? It’s funny right? Laugh at Rob. He’s a fucking joke

@ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 Advice? No, genuine question.

@KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 I’m not taking advice from a security guard about what I should be doing. You don’t know me. You don’t know why I’m here. And you clearly don’t give a fuck. Clearly Gian made a great choice picking you up

@ParoxysmZone @BallBuster_9000 Thin skin, and you’re trying to be a wrestler why?

@KaySecurityMWE @BallBuster_9000 My bad for trying to be friendly. If you wanna be an uptight bitch, then fuck off