Seth Iser

15 years of sobriety...here is to being alive. Even if one of the tradeoffs is feeling way more pain due to not taking painkillers anymore. Damn this hand...

@BombshellValLC #OOC Kinda feels like a low key music thing before something sad or tragic is revealed in an RPG or something along those lines.

#ooc is it just me or does this lowkey sound so sad? I’ve had this stuck in my head for a few days now and I can’t for the life of me put words to it. Now I feel so emotional just playing it lol wtf

@VegasMoretti187 🖕

@SethIser You probably won't take yours with cream today then.

It's always an interesting day when Vincent gets a telemarketer call...

@VegasMoretti187 ...I'm going to go get a second cup of coffee.

@SethIser That's what they're getting after they hang up. They didn't even hear the tag line. They're going to scream for their collective cream.

@BallBuster_9000 Oh give him time...

@SethIser The Uranus one was pretty good ngl

Bro must have hit the toilet after Pierre 💀💀

It has been one of those days already.

@SethIser Maybe next time one calls I can sell them a space flavor...straight from Uranus.

@VegasMoretti187 I'm pretty sure I rolled my eyes so hard they're in orbit.

@SethIser It's an ICE CREAM SHOP IDEA YOU JACKASS!

@VegasMoretti187 I'm going to leave that one alone.

@SethIser I guess they didn't want to be sold Custom Cream. I even had the slogan. They all scream for their collective cream. They went from selling to hanging up in record time.

@JInglewoodPW #OOC The first book is going to have a lot of drug stories then...

@SethIser / got to be a trilogy.

#OOC I realize when I do finally retire Seth and have him write his book... That it's gonna be a long fucking book.

#OOC The cat is a jerk.

...Two coffee morning.

The joys of batshit crazy people...

#OOC And sick...yay...

**BREAKING NEWS** @10caratGVB is stepping back from day-to-day involvement while retaining 33% ownership in MWE. 33% has been acquired by @NexusStreaming the remaining 34% has been sold to @GL_Vaccaro , who will oversee daily operations and key business decisions going forward.

@JInglewoodPW To my office.

Back in Chicago. I'll see you soon @SethIser Any decision made on my fate?

#OOC This floof has just torn through my room because he heard birds. Help.

#OOC Floof.