𝐊𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐞𝐞™ 𝑖𝑛 𝑀𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

Regardless of how good you are in whatever it is you do, you might even be the best in the world; Always seek to become better than your former self. The real competition is not against others; It is against yourself!

@Crypto_Diet In this present Nigeria, which person earning 180k monthly can save 2M, except he\she still lives in their parents house ?

Two guys finished NYSC same time. One rushed into crypto — memecoins, airdrops, presales. Turned ₦800k to ₦18M in 8 months. The other said “I want stability.” Got a 9–5 job paying ₦180k/month. 12 months later: Crypto guy lost almost everything chasing the next pump. Back to ₦2M and no steady income. Salary guy saved ₦1.2M, started a small side hustle, still earning monthly. Now here’s the uncomfortable question: Who is actually doing better? The one who touched big money but couldn’t keep it… Or the one growing slowly in this economy? Be honest — because this answer will expose your real mindset about money.

@Wizarab10 "dwell in my presence" 🤣

This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence. Now I'm stranded.

@kenkenlewu @anic4uu What is the difference between the wife, and a chef or house maid at that point ?

@anic4uu Omorh..but she did her job nah.

My colleague said he tried to punish his wife by refusing to eat her food for 4 days after they had a misunderstanding. He stopped touching anything she cooked… but kept dropping money for food at home. For 4 days straight, this woman didn’t question him. Every day, she cooked, served his food, placed it on the table… The next day, she would throw it away and place another one. We told him to settle with her, and he finally did. After reconciling, he asked her, “Why didn’t you even bother that I wasn’t eating your food?” She told him; “You’re not a baby. As long as you’re providing the food, whether you eat it or not is your business.” He said he just felt weak immediately like this woman no send me ooh

i was at the mall, already at the counter with my groceries. this lady walked up to me, smiling and making small talk like we’d known each other before. out of nowhere she goes, “you look interesting, can I have your number?” i looked at her, then looked at my bill still sitting there unpaid. i said, “you saw me at the counter and still came empty handed?” she laughed like i was joking she still dropped her phone for me to type my number i just pushed it back and said, “at least try small first.” she stood there confused for a second, then just carried her bag and left. she really thought she could get my number without clearing my grocery bills, like bro that's common courtesy fgs😭

Hi @BashirAhmaad Can you see from your post why Allah is a bloodsucking demon? Islam is the only religion that calls for the arrest of those who criticize it. That said, Rev’d Dachomo has buried hundreds who died at the hands of Muslims shouting Allahu Akbar. Deborah was killed by ordinary Muslims. You, Bashir, in the name of Allah, supported it. Around 38 Muslim lawyers rose up to defend the killers of Deborah in court. The imam of the National Mosque justified her killing. You justified her killing. All in the name of Allah. So yes, Allah is indeed a bloodsucking demon. Your own Muhammad confirms it. He said he was called to fight people until they become Muslims: “I have been commanded to fight the people until they testify that there is no god but Allah and that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. If they say it, their blood and property are safe from me except by the right of Islam.” - Sahih al-Bukhari 25; Sahih Muslim 22 He also said those who reject Islam have three choices: convert, pay jizya, or face war. “Fight those who do not believe in Allah or the Last Day… among the People of the Book until they pay the jizya with willing submission and feel themselves subdued.” - Qur’an 9:29 Muhammad himself taught that jihad through fighting is central to Islam: “The person who participates in jihad in Allah’s cause and nothing compels him to do so except belief in Allah and His messengers will be recompensed by Allah either with a reward or booty or admitted to Paradise.” - Sahih al-Bukhari 36 Early Islamic historians record the same framework used during the expansion of Islam. The historian al-Baladhuri records the command given to conquered peoples: “Invite them to Islam. If they accept, accept it from them. If they refuse, demand the jizya. If they refuse that, then seek Allah’s help and fight them.” - Al-Baladhuri, Futuh al-Buldan The classical Muslim historian al-Tabari also documents the wars fought under the early caliphs: “Abu Bakr fought the apostates… and the armies were sent against the Persians and the Byzantines.” - Al-Tabari, History of the Prophets and Kings Lastly, Islamic history is full of conquest - violence by the sword. After Muhammad in 632 AD, the four Rashidun Caliphs launched massive military campaigns. They conquered Byzantine territories, Jerusalem, Egypt, Iraq, Syria, and Persia, and eventually pushed further into Central Asia and India. During the invasion of Sindh, the Muslim general Muhammad bin Qasim reportedly massacred thousands after the capture of cities. “Six thousand fighting men were put to the sword.” - Chachnama (chronicle of the conquest of Sindh) People who were present during the Kaduna riots recounted how Muslims killed those who would not recite the shahadah. So why threaten Rev’d Dachomo - the man who has buried entire families killed by men of your religion shouting Allahu Akbar? You are tagging the authorities to arrest a preacher. What a shame. A corper was kidnapped and whipped by Muslim bandits. You did not tag the authorities then. Shame on you, Bashir. Allah is a bloodsucking demon. Islam is the religion of the sword. The days of fearing you Muslims are over.

@MrsN_L @esther_stan @Sugar_Pops_ My brother did the same thing after my dad died 😂

@esther_stan @Sugar_Pops_ Why are brothers like this?😭🤧

My dad’s number called me for the first time in over two years . I stared at my phone’s screen and even though I knew it wasn’t him , I picked and said “hello daddy” . It was my brother.

@_ChrisOG How can I lose when I started with nothing ? ...

I hope this ends the “back to zero” conversation. You can lose money. But you should never lose momentum. You started from zero. The real zero happens when you quit. GM CT.

@10Xofweb3 @OnboardGlobal is automated. Pays out in less than 2 minutes

Ended like that before bro told me "Paid" when he didn't send me anything 😂 Thief! Which P2P app should I migrate to?

How it started 🙂. How it ended😂.

@eagleseyeinc Universal belief, deceit and acceptance

what makes money valuable ?

@NoContextHumans By that logic, his wages for February whatever he works should be less

Is he right or wrong?

My bro @iamklausenburg and I have a challenge. If this post reaches 100k likes and 10k retweets in 72 hours, I will transfer 1 million to him or any charity organization of his choice. Good luck, brother 🙏🙏

@TacoforFive1 @grok list all songs in this mix

The art, the skill, and precision blows my mind.

@Elkrosmediahub The teacher na @akwa_man

For a 3year old???🤣🤣🤣🤣 Teacher go just dey flex!

@creative_lynxx @charles_lukes They should keep their access After denying it when it was most needed, Now people have adapted and found better alternatives then almost 20 something years later they suddenly "out of the goodness of their hearts" remember that humans live in Nigeria ?

@charles_lukes We have access to Paypal now sha. It's come really late, some might say too late, even, but we have access.

The realities of people living in most first-world countries and those in other countries are so different. If I were in the US, crypto might make little or no sense to me. Why would you need to send me dollars via the blockchain when you could just use PayPal or Cash App? Why would I need a wallet when I can just use a bank account and no one has the right to tamper with or freeze my money (at least without a proper court order)? What most people in the US and a few other wealthy countries miss is that this is not the same for everyone. As a Nigerian living in Nigeria, outside the blockchain I am typically shut out of the global economy. I can’t use PayPal. I can’t use Cash App. I don't have access to global jobs (location). I live in a country where my bank account can be frozen without any due process (they don’t care). So for me, blockchain is not a waste of time, it’s the only option I have to thrive while living in this shithole.

@djtoxiq_ @ejykmykel1 What were you supposed to say instead ?

@ejykmykel1 This was me vs my sisters and my mum today 😂 I even forgot and said hallelujah at one point. Dem wan finish me

What you must not do during Lent in Catholic Homes. Catholic Church too sweet abeg!!!

@PuffDaddyEX @iamklausenburg Not wishing him bad, but patterns repeat, and they don't lie

@iamklausenburg You’re just speculating as usual 🤣 it’s only a possibility.. u seem so certain that these things will happen 🤣🤣.. too confident 🤣 what if it don’t ? Relationship expert kor 🤣

Don't worry, son. Our people say that those whom the gods want to kill they first make mad. Femi, I know you didn't have a father figure growing up and it is reflected on all your choices and decisions. Here is what you must understand about getting married to your kind of wife: 1. You used your own hands to put her on a pedestal and should she ever come public to disgrace you, you will be blamed. 2. If she was to cheat on you. We both know that your ego will never allow you breathe a word of it, so you will endure like mad 3. Today, right now, her pussy juice has clogged your mind and every voice of reason is a "hater" or "men way no guide." Don't worry, she's a woman and nothing disgusts a woman like a weak man. If you don't feel her fangs this year, you will feel it with time. The reason you might wonder why some of us are so invested in your personal life isn't because we care, personally, I don't, but as a relationship expert, I will let you know that the man is the one who sets the foundation of the union. You have set your foundations on a shaky ground and nobody will teach you the error of your ways more than your very own circle. I didn't listen to your video but man way dey pay for love, no dey ever pay finish. All the best, stranger. Learn or learn the hard way

Something interesting happened about a few days ago. Someone mistakenly sent me ₦4,567,480 to our @Kurrentflow_ business account. Immediately I received this money, I realised it wasn't a familiar name of any of our customers. I took like 5 minutes reflecting any possibility of me receiving such money from anyone but I couldn't see. I asked my account officer to make inquiries on the payment and they were able to pull out the details of the sender. The transfer was from one of the modern fin tech banks that used mobile number as their account details. I put a call across to the person and they picked. I notify them of the money they had sent to my account and how I want to return it immediately. The person literally broken down to tears. They spent like 6 minutes just saying thank you. Even sent me 4 strong messages filled with prayers and thanks for my goodness. Just before I hung up the person was telling me that the money was to be sent for their loved one's surgery and seeing as my account was a business account, they didn't bother to look through it carefully. Apparently one of their parents has been ailing and needs liver transplant. I honestly didn't think so much about returning the money because I have saved a banker from being fired when I was much younger. The woman mistakenly transferred ₦450k to my account and this was around 2012 or 13ish. I was with my phone when I got the alert. I just went straight to the bank branch and informed them of the error and then filled consent form for the money to be taken and returned. I want to shout out to my hostel prefect in JS1 who taught me the consequences of being a thief with their gruesome punishment that I would never forget in my life. That punishment made me realise that there is no benefit to taking what's not yours. Just curses and distrust. I have never been thanked like that person thanked me in a very long time. Even though my late mother taught me that whatever isn't mine I must not take no matter what. I didn't really listen until that JSS1 hostel prefect gave me what I felt was a near-death experience then. Until you start working to make money, you can never understand the pain of making money and it goes on hot air. Not even the poor state of this country will cause me to rip off a fellow Nigerian or anyone for that matter. Life is not more harder for me than it is for others. I am contented. You should be, too. Learn or learn the hard way

@KharayKrayKray On it

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A week ago, I hired some guys to cut the grass in my compound. They broke three pipes and started apologizing, so I let it slide. A day later, there was no more running water in the house. I called a plumber to come and fix it. He came and did a half baked job… he literally tied the pipes together, buried them under sand, collected 10k, and left. When power was restored, I pumped water and noticed the rubbish job he had done. I called him to tell him the pipes were still leaking. He said he was coming, but he never showed up. I kept reaching out to him day after day, and he started ignoring my calls altogether. I’m really hurt. He can keep the 10k, but I want my vengeance. The plan was to call him with a new plumbing job every day somewhere far from his house. When he gets there under the hot sun, he’ll call, and the “customer” will say they’re coming, wasting his time for hours until he gives up and goes home with nothing but transport fare lost. I’ll repeat this until he either stops taking calls altogether and risks losing real customers, or he keeps going from place to place, waiting for hours to no avail. The problem now is that he knows my number, my sister’s number, my brother’s number, and my mum’s number, so he ignores all our calls. Who’s willing to help me perpetuate this evil plan? I need your help, my mutuals.🥹

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