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This man was defending his girlfriend during an altercation with another man. But the moment the man threatened to shoot him, the girlfriend jumped into the car and drove off. 😭 Do you think she did the right thing, or should she have stayed? 🤔

Yes please.

One day these people will be deal with, because these pranks is too much. The last time I watched was with one vigilante until the guy brought out his own real local kala and they japa. I pray they didn’t do such to angry lion wey go change am for them

@_Icallie @elonmusk Yes, Nigerians. If you don't be me, delete your x account right now.

@anic4uu @elonmusk Who are the people who actually keep the app alive, Nigerians? 😂 😂 🤡

Dear @elonmusk this glitch keeps punishing the people who actually keep your app alive.

My own influencer from day1 ❤️

The just $RIVER points just got updated go check yours. Sitting at 432 points now. Yesterday I was at 100+ points. That 1k target doesn’t feel so far anymore. From what I’ve seen, the traction your posts get really matters. Try to connect with other @River4fun grinders so you can get support. And remember don’t keep your expectations high. Let’s hope it all makes sense.

My man's father will be paying me a visit soon. Which of these meals do you think I should prepare for him?

Any culture that uses an opportunity to touch, beat or rape women is not a culture. You and I know you're a Rapist and you needed the support of some of your fellow sîckos to carry out your evil without being questioned.

Several years ago when I first started my job as a teacher. In as much as the pay wasn't all that but owing to my passion, I was so thrilled for the fact that I was given an opportunity to teach in a school. I ran to inform my Grandmother out of excitement. She told me that as soon as I get paid, that I shouldn't forget her because she also needs to enjoy part of my first ever salary so that she could use it to give herself a treat too as "it's not easy". We both laughed. Month end, she requested for part of my salary same thing she did up to the third month . I wondered why but I felt that since she has never been this serious about asking me for money, whatever it is she wants to buy, must be really important to her. Then, one day, I got back from work and went to her stall at the market where she sells things. As soon as she saw me, she handed me a saving book with my names and account balance . My Grandmother had opened an "Esusu" for me with all the money she had been collecting from me. I had never felt more loved and shocked.

I asked him if there's an emergency situation in the labour room where one has to go to save the life of the other and he is required to choose between saving me or saving the baby who he would sign for. He told me, "It depends". I quietly left and blocked his contact. Till now, he's been telling people to ask me what the problem is.

Some of you people are really funny sha. Right from the inception of social media, there's what is known as "trend". Most people all over the world take up a particular trend or style just to evolve along with the world as it brings us together and helps us feel a positive sense of belonging. While those who do not or are not comfortable with a particular one, stay away from it until they see the one that resonates with them. You with your think pieces suddenly think because you don't want to partake in the one you don't like, you suddenly see those who participate in it as føølish and you're the wiser one. Lmao Sometimes, we choose to join in these things because it's part of our interaction on social media as long as it's is not harmful nor demean our value nor the value of others. In your lifetime, you have at least partaken in a trend or style which everyone else is doing. So, in this one, nobody asked you if what others are doing as their means of having a fun activity is cringey or not. You may want to keep your think- pieces to yourself not everyone is sad.

Motivational speakers be like: "I started my chicken business with one feather."

I have a question I've always wanted to ask. Don't air me please. What does it mean when people say, "finding yourself as a woman?" Does it imply it's the time when a woman finally decides to leave a toxic marriage or relationship and work on her appearance or just when she improves her general well-being while still with her partner?

Wait , she was used for ritual rituals in her quest to buy a new wig ?

“ IF a Woman wants you she will get you” But una Dey cry say them date babe for 13 years no marry her 😭🤣🤣🤣

I remember the day my mom was scammed. I wasn’t home then, my dad told me when I got back, but seriously we were just laughing hard. My dad said the caller called, was talking as a prophet and the next thing is he would like my mom to sow a seed that he’s close by, my mom was buying credit card to send after my dad warned her that this people are scammers, but she didn’t believe until the person switch off the phone😂

"A very short story of an employee and his Chinese boss 😂😂”

Make I chop first. Courtesy: my lovely wife and daughter ❤️.

Nobody: Me every 2 minutes: Money , big b*tt, flat tummy and small waist.

Muscle-mind connection 🤝