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Playing with Michelle this evening. We haven’t played together for over a decade so delighted to play again. Michelle Daly and Band | Pizza Express Live pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/miche…

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@PicturesFoIder They don’t use toothpaste when brushing their teeth

@FinanceJames @IanDunt Christopher Hitchens only drank Black label JW for this reason. He said (paraphrasing) the fancy stuff just wouldn’t be available when travelling around so best to stick with black label

@IanDunt There's an old and possibly apocryphal story that people joining the foreign office were told to learn to at least tolerate red label, as it was the only one they could be sure of finding no matter where they were posted

People are snooty about it, but Black Label is perfectly fine. Basically the Pizza Express of whisky - available everywhere and you'll have a pleasant evening.

@sco15375772 @IsabelOakeshott DUP! Theresa May’s government had to have a coalition with them. There hasn’t been a more extremist political party in government in UK ever

@IsabelOakeshott Main problem with PR is that it empowers extremist minorities, who often hold the balance of power in coalitions. Whereas FPTP blocks extremists out of the system.

Millions of people are disenfranchised by our voting system. I was wrong to oppose proportional representation in 2011, and am glad Labour now backs it.

@JNRaeside Walk into a supermarket and creative industries are everywhere - every package had to be designed, every logo, let alone the music they’re playing. No films, no books with new stories, no music, no galleries, no gigs, no festivals with music and creative installations everywhere

@PassportIRL will somebody please process my daughter’s Passport?! Estimated issue date: 22/6, put on expedited list over 3 wks ago for travel on 5/8. I’m told it only needs a final check b4 printing. Please can somebody get to it today?

@PassportIRL @savagecpr But there is no help when contacted. Why are you tweeting this as if there’s something that can be done?

@savagecpr “You will need to contact our Customer Service Hub for help: dfa.ie/passports/cont…”

@Fi_Barrett @PassportIRL 1st time application made for my daughter 1/5/22. Est. delivery date 22/6. Still waiting on 3/8. Could have made other arrangements but was on expedited list so waited. About to have a holiday ruined

@PassportIRL I haven't applied for one yet. Just curious as to waiting times

Are the waiting times for a 1st time kids passport better now? @PassportIRL

I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?

@Solarflare556 @ClarkeMicah No, there were no absolutes in the report, only an account of what reports were coming in, which sides were saying what if they were saying anything at all. They made no attempt at declaring either evacuation or surrender, wouldn’t be very journalistic imo and all credit for that

German soldiers are evacuated from Stalingrad, February 1943, as the BBC would put it.

If you want to know how Britain got where it is today, these 8 minutes are as good an explanation as you’ll find. The last 3 minutes in particular, as @mrjamesob, who has far more patience than me, leads his caller into a vacuum of embarrassed silence.

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

We can now reveal that Michael Gove and Cabinet Office Minister Lord Agnew referred six firms down a fast track ‘VIP’ route to bid for lucrative Test and Trace contracts 🤨 glplive.org/vip-tw-1510

@BorisJohnson Is that pint-drinking, fag smoking Farage? Oh no, it’s Johnson stealing Farage’s shtick

Smith and The Honey Badgers | Live Jazz Music & Great Food | PizzaExpress Live pizzaexpresslive.com/whats-on/smith… via @Pizzaexpress we’re gigging! Oct. 7th