Koze Deejay
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BREAKING: Elon Musk has made more money in the last 24 hours than Warren Buffett in his entire lifetime

Trump criticizes Israel's methods in Lebanon: You don't have to knock down an apartment house every time you are looking for somebody. There are a lot of people in those houses, and they are not all Hezbollah, that I can tell you.

“If a girl enters your car & she doesn’t start making videos in the next 5mins that means you bought the wrong car & you’re broke” —-Nigerian Man says 🗣️

Whom of you weirdos sells cargo pants?


As, I said before ALL road contracts in Kampala must be authorized by me. If ANYBODY dares contradict me I have a basement for them!

Babe marketed the NSSF Solana lifestyle housing project for a living, and you expected her to come home to that muzigo? Be serious. 😭😂

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man. True or False?

With your permission Gen @mkainerugaba , I humbly request that the demonstration is put on hold as we engage the Turkish amicably as I have already embarked on the task. I thank you.

@andrewkabuura @SuperSportTV Naye maani Andrew, I swear if you say shoutouts to me....I will walk the whole Kampala Road singing your name, your wife's name and all you neighbor's names 😂😂😂








