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Goodnight all. 🙂

@RamsesNibblick There may be some that might change their belief, but I doubt it. Some people just flat refuse to be swayed or believe what they see. 🤔

@Leejay1963 I wonder what the flat earthers will make of it. 😁

Fly me to the Moon. Let me play among the stars. #ArtemisII

You can't get a decent all-day breakfast any more. I paid £8 to prove that to myself this morning. A fake-fried egg that definitely wasn't fried. Boiled mushrooms, I believe, and sausages that were about as tasty as packing foam.

@thesundaysport Like whenever anyone takes a photo of Moe Szyslak.

When you dip into 'Ed Miliband' in any picture library, you really are spoiled for choice

Some great replies in this.

No. What you say is false. The Moon keeps the same side turned toward Earth because its rotation period matches its orbit around Earth. So there is a near side and a far side, not a permanently dark side. The far side gets sunlight just as the near side does over the course of the lunar cycle. Any Google search would tell you this.

FALSE. ONE SIDE IS ALWAYS DARK.

Watching repeats of Tipping Point on ITVQUIZ. You can be the first out, and they don't even give you the money you've amassed. It's brutal. Poor Pat was eliminated, and they even took her £100 off her. 😕

@rickygervais What are a few complaints out of 35 million positive views? The consensus was an overwhelming thumbs up.

Thanks to the 35 million people who watched Mortality on Netflix. Particularly the ones who complained 😂

@RamsesNibblick The codeine is helping. 😁

@Leejay1963 Ouch, that’ll do it! 😫

So, it turns out that the pain in my upper back is due to a subtle compression fracture of the T5 vertebra, with 6 to 8 weeks recovery time, which can be managed by pain relief and rest. Rest? What is this word they speak of? 😳

@RamsesNibblick Good morning, G. Happy Good Friday. 😉

Good morning and welcome to Friday, April the 3rd of Geldof. ☁️

Happy Good Friday, everyone. I was brought up as a Catholic, but I'm now an atheist. I like Easter because it gives me four days off work — a nice long weekend. So, have a wonderful Easter, all. 😉

@RamsesNibblick Nothing as dramatic as a fall or being struck by a speeding e-scooter, just contorting myself into the shape of a pretzel to help a customer get some concrete kick boards into their van. 😳

@Leejay1963 Kin’ ‘ell, how did you manage that!? 😬

The government are now gaslighting themselves. You tell yourself a lie long enough, it becomes truth.

@philmcraig Small Area Urban Searching And Guided Evacuation dogs. Aka, S.A.U.S.A.G.E dogs.

Adelaide for the April 1st win

Keir Starmer meeting a former Al-Qaeda operative. The man was literally an Al-Qaeda commander and now he's welcomed in Britain. Makes no sense to me.

Just saw two pigeons mating on the rooftop. They actually do a bit of foreplay: heads bobbing side by side, close to each other for a minute or two. Then the cock mounts the hen, and boom — all over in about two seconds flat.

We need to curb this woke nonsense language and tell it like it is. "Man charged with attempted murder." And don't even get me started on the 'people injured by a vehicle' part. Next, we'll be blaming Suzuki.

@CPSUK Is this an April Fool's joke? We need to curb this woke language and say it like it really is. "Man charged with attempted murder."

We have decided to prosecute Sandhu Ponnachan for nine offences, including causing grievous bodily harm with intent, following an incident on Friargate, Derby on Saturday 28 March when seven people were injured by a vehicle. Read more on our website: orlo.uk/ix0PF