Maya

ふゆと夏音は可愛いね。

if you start a podcast, the nearest missile silo should begin targeting your immediate location

おしぱーかー

hacker breaks into my computer and finds a file named beauty.txt that's 200KB in size. they open it and the first line reads: "Women I'd Let Cave My Chest Cavity In:"

i'm getting loads of kancolle fanart on my timeline all of a sudden. it's like it's 2015 again

mmm, yes, well, if you take a look at this frame, you'll notice that this scene looks as expected, but the keen eye will recognize that the kitchen table's finish isn't standard lacquer, but rather seems to involve the mixtures of various urines, wouldn't you agree? #flimanalysis

time really is a flat circle, given this was written in 2009

"you are fat and chopped", the butterfly says to the caterpillar "buh,," replies the caterpillar #poetry #lifelesson #fatandchopped

carded at the bar again #StillGotIt

@LilithLovett even at face value analysis, both paths have very different sets of material conditions and economic realities to contend with, given current social relations. someone would have to be legitimately ignorant to suggest otherwise

Why is it so controversial to acknowledge the fact that a trans person who transitions faces different experience, struggles, and marginalizations compared to someone who doesn’t transition and has no desire to transition in the future? Is this all a giant psy-op?

on my mind #SIGNALIS

@BIBlBIB aside from a crippling desire to settle for mediocrity, everyone gassing this up as 'fine' is clearly suffering from akinetopsia and a needs to hit their doctor up as soon as possible to confirm the diagnosis

all this for the animation to look like that

its so funny to me whenever matt says something way out of left field and then jay has to immediately change the subject

rectified

(only has like 2 good pairs of pants) mmmm, perhaps we get another jacket

@twinkdefcon out here multiclassing, apparently

I’m reminded of the time I interviewed for a job as an admin assistant at a music repertoire and the interviewer said “I’m German, so my management style is very direct. Are you okay with that?” and I (autistic) just went YES YES GOD PLEASE YES

@TetsuoIronman @policytensor i mean,, shit, i never thought about it like that

@policytensor The Arabian plate is converging with the Eurasian so the Hormuz strait will close by itself in a few millions years effectively rendering this entire issue irrelevant.

In the long run we’re all dead.

chief of staff: Mr. President, alarming news. the nordstream 2 pipeline has been sabotaged. joe biden [ munching block of Kerrygold butter ]: hot damn. we do that?

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