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An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.
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Judging by how POTUS swears like a teenager, it seems the US has reached the Stone Age sooner than expected.
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🚨🎙️ | Viktor Gyökeres:
🗣️ “Honestly, I don’t have many words — especially for the fans who expect the very best from us.
🗣️ I just have one request: don’t abandon us in moments like this. We need you now more than ever.
🗣️ Together… we will lift silverware this season .” 🔴⚪️🔥
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Gyok nation sends its regards they told me these two would “save” and replace him
Martin@GunForceEdits
545k a week in wages
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Girls only hate on foot fetishists because they got ugly toes
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This is absolutely true, by the way.
Arsenal could play against prime Barca today and limit them to one shot, then face a non-league team the next week and never look significantly superior.
Never the inferior, never the superior, always at the same level with the opponent. The blessing and curse of Mikel Arteta’s system.
Zito@_Zeets
Arsenal might be the best team at playing down to their opponents. Doesn’t matter if the team just started yesterday, Arsenal will also mirror their level.
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I said it once but I’ll say it twice, when you understand the average American reads at a 6th grade level, everything makes sense
ABC7 Eyewitness News@ABC7
A group of unlucky drivers in Miami, Florida pulled up behind a row of parked cars expecting them to move. Kyle James Converse, who filmed this video, said he watched the line form from when the first car stopped behind a series of parked vehicles.
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98% of your friends would fuck your girl if she was down and discreet, which is why you should never bring her around. Muslims absolutely got this right by keeping your woman and your friends socializations separate..
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY
Lobster too buttery, wine too refined
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Our nonces are world class. Noncery in the UK is just on another level
Róisín Michaux@RoisinMichaux
I reported this guy to the police in the UK a few months ago but he’s still stealing photos of little girls and superimposing his own face on them for wank material for himself and other men in the “Dress like a schoolgirl” Facebook group
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Nigga you sell dildos and buttplugs with your daughter.
Rabbi Shmuley@RabbiShmuley
Look at how she dresses. None of our business. But in Iran she’d be stoned to death. Yet she has the chutzpah to live in America, enjoy its freedoms, and curse out our great nation. Great that Rubio had her arrested as an enemy agent
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Whenever Arteta starts using the word beautiful, understand that it's over. A thread.
DailyAFC@DailyAFC
🗣️ Mikel Arteta: “We have the most beautiful period of the season ahead of us and now is the moment. So stand up, make yourself accountable, and deliver like we've been doing all season.” 😤👀
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The fact that Gyokeres is even managing to produce goals in this system is a miracle.
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Don't stop there
It's been an unbelievable 2026 for Gyökeres.
Over his last 21 games, he is scoring or assisting every 84.6 minutes. This means he's scoring and assisting over a goal+assist per game.
Bro is literally on a tear and STILL getting bashed nonstop by tiki-taka first touch wankers. Good thing he doesn't care.
Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet
▪️ Hat-trick in the semi-final of the World Cup play-offs. ▪️ Winner in the final of the World Cup play-offs. ▪️ Sent Sweden to the World Cup ▪️ Scores the equaliser for Arsenal in the FA Cup. It's been an unbelievable 10 days for Viktor Gyökeres. 🇸🇪
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“Niggas on food stamps mo’ than me…”
“Fake jew ass temptations… jewtations”
“Little fatass jew”
Lmfao so many bangers back to back… GO OFF BROTHA
mrredpillz jokaqarmy@JOKAQARMY1
Yo is crashing out on the Small Hats but saying nothing but facts 💯
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NYT CONCEDES MOSSAD BEHIND IRAN RIOTS
The NYT joins a long list of institutions, influencers, and politicians that concede that the riots in Iran at the start of the year were a result of foreign meddling - particularly, by the CIA and Mossad.
Marketed as organic to generate public consent for war on Iran, the riots that spread across Iran were exposed as foreign meddling operations well before they reached their peak.
Now, the same media institutions that peddled the riots as organic are now admitting the role of imperialist intelligence agencies in sparking them - as part of a larger plan to topple the Islamic Republic of Iran.
@venanalysis @VoxUmmah @qiaocollective @ProgIntl @blkagendareport @OrinocoTribune @KawsachunNews
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Pas mal de personnes demandent si c'est dur d'avoir des jeux dessus après.
Par exemple ça, après avoir Jailbreak la console (10 min max), t'as tout le catalogue psvita (là jmontre que le catalogue Européen)
Tu peux aussi faire les jeux Nintendo, PSP, PS1/PS2, etc...
Deadzach 🐸 🇰🇷@deadzach44
J'espère votre jeu est bien là (La plus grande console de tt les temps, 2h de jeu, j'ai perdu même pas 10%, elle a + de 10 ans)
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Absolute bombshell. Israel's National Security Minister admits on live TV he has officially ordered red uniforms and is constructing a death row wing to execute Palestinian captives. He brags they can no longer sleep at night. Absolute fascism exposed.
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