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@Umairorkz @realDonaldTrump 19 seconds in, no one moves like that.

@realDonaldTrump Why this look like Ai 🤖

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

@realDonaldTrump 19 seconds in, that’s AI deepfake shit. Nobody actually moves like that, especially not a decrepit pedophile stuffed into an ill-fitting suit.

@RachelLeishman The second place guy is so much more gross than you can imagine. Seriously, I could not be happier to see him lose with everything he’s done.

i'm so glad he won. the guy who got second like made a career out of vaguely looking like pedro pascal and talked down to me one time and i love to see a man humbled.

@tobesmoore Unfortunately, the popular vote is effectively meaningless thanks to the 200+ year old law that was written to give power to slave states, i.e. The Electoral College. Now it just gives power to conservatives, an it’s how we got THAT guy the first time

@Luxacious I don’t. I understand the structure. I’m talking about the popular vote. Which I support.

@tobesmoore The answer is simple: Trump hates the same things they hate: women, marginalized groups, and the poor.

@DevonESawa A pig farm

@DaveJonesActor You’re one of the few I’d feel safer if you DIDN’T cross.

Dear men and boys… If it’s a quiet street and there’s a woman coming my way, I cross. If I’m behind them walking in the same direction I stop for a minute to “check my phone”. It’s not hard to give somebody else peace of mind. Eyes up. Be aware. Make the right choices.

@DaveJonesActor OH MY HEART

Bloody hell… this is incredible 🥺

@KellyAuCoin77 I’ll give them a Hershey bar right on the doormat 😏

These folks seem fun.

@invis4yo Just because I’m not a parent doesn’t mean I didn’t have two younger siblings, spent years babysitting, and helped raise two of my cousins kids AND my best friends little sister.

People with no children CAN in fact offer you parenting advice…

@DevonESawa Oh hell nah, my jack o lanterns are still intact, put her back

Wake up mother fuckers, you know what season it is! Let’s go!!

@carolinecwilder @MattWalshBlog You mean like how my great aunt did? She was one of the happiest people I knew and passed away surrounded by loved ones.

@MattWalshBlog I saw this on TikTok. I wonder how she’s gonna feel when she’s 90 and wakes up with no children.

Her life doesn’t revolve around her family and kids so instead it revolves around TV shows and pop stars. Worst of all she’s too stupid to realize how depressing this is.

@DevonESawa Yeah this smacks too much of Pinochet’s “helicopter rides” for my taste

@yashar If she cared she’d give her land back to the natives

Oprah Winfrey, who owns 2,000 acres of land on Maui and lives there part time, says she is going to make a major donation towards recovery efforts “once all the smoke and ash has settled and we figure out what the rebuilding is going to look like.”

@DevonESawa As a raver and crafter, I fully endorse this. Also, scotch tape is the secret to picking it up

Dear future moms and dads: Enforce a no glitter in the house rule from day one. You’re welcome.

@CharmianNeary @CancerPerks Except trans women are women. The regulations in place regarding hormones put them on an even playing field because performance is linked to O2 capacity, and testosterone levels account for a 20% increase. Thats why the rules are the way they are.

@CancerPerks A man of equal size to a woman is stronger.

All the more important to keep women's sports for females only. We segregate sports by sex so girls like Katie Ledecky can set world records, otherwise her time would be behind hundreds of men.

@DevonESawa 30 years later and it still works ❤️

@DevonESawa I vote to legalize trophy hunting of billionaires in lieu of animals.

Anyone that says no can get fucked.

@DevonESawa His cultists will just latch onto another like him. Frankly, DeSantis is even worse.