devon sawa

We made the post season!!! Take October!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me to my son: Call me bro one more time, I dare you…..

New Line Cinema's cult classic ‘IDLE HANDS’ opened in theaters on April 30, 1999. In the film starring @DevonESawa, a teenage slacker's right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent.

SPRINGER!

@CritterFaith Yes

@DevonESawa you just going to eat it with your fingers

The cutlery

Giving @stustone the play by play cause he’s on a plane

Yesavage!

Lezzzzzzzzgoooooo

Hit the fucking ball!!!!

Attta boy Davis!!!!!!!!

@choptopmoseley @MbarkCherguia Don’t be crazy. That’s chocolate syrup

@MbarkCherguia Sewage?

You're digging in your backyard and this happens. What do you do?

All the problems we’ve got going on and he’s obsessed with a fucking ballroom.

Sports agents should demand chemistry tests for their clients. Let the player go play with teams for a week in spring training, to see if it’s a fit. With coaching staff and other players on the team.

We live in Dodgers nation (and we legit love them too. 2nd pick) but, look who pissed mom off by wearing his ‘best shirt’ for pic day. Me: Atta boy. Vlad all star for the win . Couldn’t be more handsome.

Either I throw the ice cream out now, or eat the entire tub tonight just before midnight. There no other options.

MAGA authoritarianism is pretending the president is “joking” when he makes death threats, but comedians are somehow “shaping public policy” when they make jokes.

@obsessafilma We’re trying but strata won’t clear it

@DevonESawa This never would've happened if you had a ballroom. Just saying.

My wife & I were sitting with my son to talk about him not finishing his chores. Before we could get into it, his sister exploded into the room with a super soaker 500 & tried to get us. Luckily our pug was able to grab the leg of her pajamas & get her down. We’re investigating.