Mableta😘🇨🇲

If you see #EndAnglophoneCrisis anywhere, kindly like and retweet 🙏😭. Today they are just pictures and names but tommorow it could be you, your son, your daughter, or any other person you care about. It's up to us to make our voices heard🙏 #KumbaMassacre

@Chanyi29_ You talking about my tribe ?🤭

Do people really exist who genuinely enjoy spending the whole day at home, completely alone, without seeing anyone? 🤔

@MayorExperience @nchunkajethro You’re welcome 😹

@Mableta2 @nchunkajethro They were getting a talking too today however you spared them 🤣 thank you 😊

If Americans knew about palm wine, they pay $25 a glass at minimum. It can be drank before dancing, working out, going on a date, cooking, cleaning the house, couples therapy, hiking, breast feeding and beyond. Yes it goes great with Achu but the use cases are unlimited. I'm pretty sure Palm Wine, which has not alcohol in it releases oxytocin, which makes it a wonder drug that is all natural.

@MayorExperience @nchunkajethro Technically they didn’t lie. It just depends on when you take it. If you take it when it is freshly tapped, then it is non-alcoholic. But if you let it sit for a couple of days, it becomes alcoholic.

@nchunkajethro Palm wine does? I have been told a thousand times it doesn't. Ehhhh. I have been told that by the very people I'm supposed to trust here too. 🤬

It is genuinely sad to see American Twitter turn the Pope’s words into a local political playground while he is physically on an #ApostolicJourney in Cameroon and Africa! ​Hello? Context matters. Before you think every post is just "firing shots" at Donald J. Trump, remember that there is life outside the USA. The Holy Father is in a country that has been bleeding for a decade. These posts aren’t "subtweets"; they are excerpts and ideas from his discourses as he tries to encourage and console people in their actual, lived circumstances. ​Your "Main Character Syndrome" is doing a massive disservice to us. It hijacks the spotlight we desperately need for the Anglophone Crisis. According to the International Crisis Group, over 6,500 people have been killed since 2016. UN OCHA reports nearly 1 million displacements (including those fleeing Boko Haram) and 2.9 million people in need of urgent help. In a nation of 30 million, this is a staggering blow. Our children in the NW and SW have lost years of their education, and many have lost their lives. ​Those who have the power to help often stay silent or use slogans of peace, and some have been said to "cite scripture" to justify inaction and impactless moves. We were hoping this visit would finally make the world look again at Cameroon's pain. Please, stop making our reality about your politics. Allow the Pope to highlight our crisis and resilience and help us find a solution to this crisis by bringing back the crisis to a global microphone. 🇨🇲 ​#Cameroon #EndAnglophoneCrisis #PopeInAfrica #ApostolicJourney

@NsaykilaElvis @PerpsyFashion Congratulations Padre🤭

When the Holy Father celebrates Mass in Bamenda on Thursday April 16th, 2026, two of the songs to be sung during that Eucharist are from me. It is an honour. Let's celebrate grace. I'll only miss being present to witness such a huge congregation sing these songs, as they are well known across the country. Ad majorem Dei gloriam. Remember I did a song to celebrate this Pope's visit to Cameroon. Don't forget to listen, and use it for your videos of the Pope's visit. Thank you in advance. Link: youtu.be/SvbL9lXUQzY It's also found on music streaming platforms.

@Estizzy4 @WorldBankGroup @AfDB_Group Congratulations!!! You’re on a roll!

I am honoured to be selected as a delegate for the World Bank Group Youth Summit 2026 in Washington DC, USA Thrilled to represent Cameroon and engage youth leaders from around the world under the theme: FutureWorks: Designing Jobs for the Digital Age. #WBGYS26 #FutureWorks

@NsaykilaElvis @duolingo Well…almost 😂

@Mableta2 @duolingo Keep going! You're active here again 😄

What's your streak on Duolingo? 😁 @duolingo

@Sir_Ousman @McBilson Where is this from?😂

@Mableta2 @McBilson Ei di talk na your story?

A 14-year-old girl in a single sex school comes to the hospital with her mother with a complaint of malaise. Dr: I'm sorry, Mme. Just wait outside a little. Mother: Why are you sending me outside? That's my daughter. You can ask everything here. Dr: okay oh... Dr: When did you last see your menses? Mother: Why are you asking my daughter such questions? She doesn't even know man. She turns to the daughter; where will she see man? Fast forward: lab result: PT: +ve Thank God I had eaten that morning. The kind of slap she received, if she had received 3 like that; basal skull fracture straight.

@Sir_Ousman @McBilson As in eh 😂😂😂

@Mableta2 @McBilson With better flogging, the answer go comot.

@McBilson @Sir_Ousman This is amazing!!! And she said the last time she did it was when she was 13!!!!😳 Oh my days !😂

@Mableta2 @Sir_Ousman That's what non of us will ever know. Plus she had already gotten rid of the pregnancy. She didn't know that HCG levels in urine and blood can still be detected after that. 🤣🤣

@McBilson @Sir_Ousman Oh my God this is so wild😳😂 My question now is…how did she get the prescription?

@Sir_Ousman 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Teenagers will shock you. That's how a mother came to the hospital with her 17year old daughter after seeing a book in her room with some prescription which she suspected were abortion pills(I guess). So she requested for a PT. The results came out positive 👇

@vincci237 @tohCarlson2 Okurrr🤭

@Mableta2 @tohCarlson2 Noo ble let me manifest it 😁😁😂

Now I have to write to 30+ people who blocked me for not telling them about my wedding 😂😂😂😂

@Miriferg_ 😂😂😂

@Mableta2 There’s no competition here 😂

@TJ_thebrainiac Absolutely!!!!

@Mableta2 Hehehe Shoot me a dm ma’am.🙂‍↕️🤌🏾

I think, *pauses dramatically* Dat I am going to find this author & marry him! Such prolific writing,by God! this book made me feel all the right emotions,& channeled what true friendship, humanity,’grief are, so that the 5 hours I spent readx from start to finish were worth it.

Life has been so tough lately. But God in His faithfulness has held me😩

@MrsRed99 @DylanFon1 He wants to be a leader of tommorow 😂

So your boyfriend di write mock this year?

@Ghislaintweets Congratulations!!!

I’m engaged 🫶