MaxwellQKlinger
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MaxwellQKlinger
@MaxQKlinger
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The poorhouse 가입일 Ağustos 2024
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BREAKING: New polling shows that
Donald Trump is as popular as diarrhea.
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@peterstratta @chaseelliott Maybe spend some more time in the simulator.
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.@chaseelliott talks through the challenges of explaining racecar balance to team members who don’t drive, and that he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know with some recent performance issues.
#NASCAR
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The USS Gerald Ford, one of the largest U.S. aircraft carriers, will be out of service for two years after being struck by Iran.
It’s definitely not a fire in the laundry room...
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American Marines are being told to prepare for combat.
“Prepare your family”
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@AwesomeNewsom @LePapillonBlu2 Where can I submit my expenses for travel? I’d like to get reimbursed. 🤣🤣🤣
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IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR, PLUS DENTAL, PARKING, AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $2 BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN! REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN
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@JesusChryslerII I’m still awaiting delivery of my Charlie Kirk memorial water fountain. 🤣🤣🤣
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I’ll hand it to her; she never misses a chance to grift
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@jeff_gluck Danny Stockman was looking for the closest Golden Corral.
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We just saw one of the most mature “confrontations” I’ve ever been around. Gotta cut up the video, you’ll be impressed.
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@MonicaCrowley What exactly does a chief of protocol do? Protect pedophiles like most of the other 🤡🤡 in the @GOP
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“No Kings” is the dumbest fake “movement” ever.
The revolutionaries are losing their touch.
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@Use0815 @mjfree No. They’re going to die for Bibi NettinYahoo and to protect the fact that @POTUS @realDonaldTrump raped little kids.
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@realtrumpstein Dude has a serious Napoleon complex. Talk about LDE.
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Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.
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He no longer even knows when he's lying
He's just making it up as he goes along
And the Republicans haven't the balls to save the country
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THIS IS ABSOLUTE COMEDY 😭 Trump 🇺🇸: I met the owner of Toyota who is 92 years old, in Japan and said 'You are Rich' and then he agreed to invest $10B in US Fun Fact 🚨: The owner of Toyota died in 2023 & the current CEO is aged only 65 y/o 🤣🤣 How does he manage to lie almost everything he speaks?
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@lisa_liberal The cynic in me says or did they buy it to flip to make a profit and sell it to ICE?
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Patrick Staropoli just getting bullied like a freshman getting shoved into a locker
GIF
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@RpsAgainstTrump @joncoopertweets I’m confused. Is this what winning looks like?
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BREAKING: Iranian drones hit Kuwait International Airport, causing major damage.
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And if you support any of these, go f yourself and stay off my TL. Creep free zone
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News flash: you can be great at golf and still be a shitty person. Stop excusing that assholes behavior.
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