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@nuel_irl needed to make children first to understand if they were fit to reproduce with viltrumites. this test becomes very complicated if u start just murdering everybody immediately.

i still wonder why Omni man didnt just slime him here and conquered earth.

@thegifted_guy @IrisOfTheEagle @Ceruti dont need to score more than 2 goals if you barely ever concede more than 1🤷‍♂️

@MeinersOwen @IrisOfTheEagle @Ceruti When last did you even score 3 goals in a match against a decent team? And you think you'll score 5 too?

These two matchups are going to look like different sports

@IrisOfTheEagle @Ceruti u gotta be a special kinda stupid to think we’re conceding 5 goals to ATLETICO over 2 legs💀💀💀

@Ceruti It's gonna be AGG: 3-1 AGG: 5-5 (4-3 penalties) But the plot twist is Arsenal/Atletico will be the 5-5 tie, Bayern/PSG will be the 3-1 tie

@inganeenemali @VeeyronTV @LJJM__ i mean i only replied once im definitely not mad im just saying you being retarded isnt ragebait lol

@MeinersOwen @VeeyronTV @LJJM__ 😭 why are you guys still commenting under my comment then?😭 you are so pressed that you engaged… ragebait.

Gave him 87 27 & 19 in 26 hours in 2025 lol

@inganeenemali @VeeyronTV @LJJM__ this isnt even ragebait

@VeeyronTV @LJJM__ you get raigebated wayyyyyyyy too easy bum

@janvbear @djfindus @McSickOfThis @SeanD174 @Sachinettiyil says the dude basing his whole way of life around a book written by dudes making literal guesses and assumptions

@djfindus @MeinersOwen @McSickOfThis @SeanD174 @Sachinettiyil You reason by guesses and assumptions.

Karl Marx's body is in his grave, London. Nietzsche's body is in his grave, Lützen Muhammad's body is in his grave, Medina Buddha's body is in his grave, Pingliang But, if you travel to Christ's grave in Jerusalem, it's empty, & has been for 2,000 years.

@McSickOfThis @djfindus @janvbear @SeanD174 @Sachinettiyil hes right religion was only invented to keep people like you from losing all hope in a life without meaning. its important for those of us who aren’t intelligent but to the rest of us its a plague that prevents real change. sorry man.

@djfindus @janvbear @SeanD174 @Sachinettiyil Well, I can tell you’ve never read it. Can literally tell just by how you view it and what you don’t know. Maybe let that pique your interest.

@theeldentweet @Hosh0516 @OldRowAggies

For the record this guy is universally disliked on our campus

@TheMeyerLansky @nypost

@nypost He deserves it. He founded, built, and still manages the firm. Pay him $138 million.

BlackRock CEO Larry Fink took home nearly $38M last year for leading world's largest investment firm trib.al/QOPj22e

@LG030806 @ikemefuna92 @NoodleHairCR7 no its his first goal in the cl since he has scored in other competitions multiple times

@ikemefuna92 @NoodleHairCR7 It doesnt matter either way

Correct me if im wrong is this the first time he has scored since Real Madrid?

@SleeperGiants @McManusDesign skattpat

Create a nickname for this duo 👇 (via @McManusDesign)

@WhamSteppa Lmao dudes send women over 2k on their birthday?? I'm gonna go hug my wife and tell her she's the goat

@dirtturd @NFLRookieWatxh what does the unbiased nfl account gain from lying?

Jalin Hyatt reportedly recorded a speed of 24 MPH today at Giants training camp. The fastest speed recorded in NFL HISTORY was Tyreek Hill at 23.2 MPH (2016). Usain Bolt’s top speed in the history of his career was 27.8 MPH. Hyatt has reportedly been an “shredding” both the Giants first and second team defense with his speed. The NFL has it’s new fastest WR 😳

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