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Here's a thing.
Free software i use all of the time that people would definitely use if they were aware of it
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Phil Martin
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@TheIDSmiths Well, that's my commute ruined. I've got a slightly altered Lionel Richie song stuck in my head.
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This is grotesque nepotism, Wes is a horrible psychopath and Joe has the cold, dead eyes of a killer, but fair's fair, Dancey and Streeting is a very cool surname combination for a couple
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: Wes Streeting's partner Joe Dancey is Labour's new Executive Director of Policy and Communications
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@NotDrDeath Looking at that lack of a right arm... I'm assuming at some point you went full Dr. Curtis Connors but instead of lizard DNA you injected yourself with a serum made of shitposter DNA and came out more powerful than you could ever have imagined?
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@PriyamvadaGopal It's so weird for someone to comment on anyone's appearance when he looks like what would have happened if Geppetto had just finished a ventriloquist dummy that looked ike Kenneth Williams before he saw that shooting star
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The real scandal, as always, is what kind of ugliness gets so much airtime.
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth
Discussing Imane Khelifs legal complaint, the journalist from the Daily Mail says: "Just look at her" Attacks that have emboldened a hack from a right wing rag to police how women should look. Where else did the people making these attacks think it would end?
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We can now stop with the Olympic breakdance memes. Nothing will top this Simpsons masterpiece.
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He is in your hands… not shoulder… hope this helps. Dummy
Kris Statlander@callmekrisstat
The little devil on my shoulder
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@CeeHawk I quite like it. I hope it's picked up globally. It's been very funny this past few days
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MAGA doesn’t know they’re dweebs and like for real, finding out you’re a dweeb, in your 30s, in public, would probably sting.
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@BeardedGenius I think it's Robbie Williams seemed naturally great at everything and people resented him for it enough that it damaged his career
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This is what it was like before Pep Guardiola killed football.
Daniel Hussey@DanielHussey2
2004. Like watching a different sport.
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Some contract news coming to @FightfulSelect today
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In hysterics at just how shit this is.
Rishi Sunak@RishiSunak
I will never stop fighting for this country.
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@CeeHawk It's really common in soccer. There's a few of these situations every season with players who everyone promptly forgets in a few months when someone newer and shinier appears. nobody learns a lesson and the waves continue
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Honestly I can’t think of a sports situation like this where everyone was hellbent on creating a star.
Like…
“Can Reggie Bush run between the tackles?” was an honest question and people didn’t scoff at it like his college resume should have him in the hall year one.
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@GailSimone Instead of wings I bet the marketing guys branded their most secure pads yet as facehuggers
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I think it’s finally time for us to have a national conversation about whether or not Xenomorphs menstruate and what kind of pads they would have to use.
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@AllyFogg If it had been a knife then I'm no legal expert but I reckon the shops she bought the milkshake from should be looked into. It seems like a really difficult mix up to make but a knife dispenser that close to the milkshake machine is just begging for an accident
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While we're about it:
There is a strong, demonstrable slippery slope leading from hateful, dehumanizing, violent political rhetoric & propaganda to actual violence, even murder.
There is no slippery slope of any kind from slapstick custard pies & milkshakes to actual violence.
Ally Fogg@AllyFogg
Reminder: 'That person who threw milkshake over that politician could have been a murderer with a knife' makes no more or less sense than 'that person who just shook hands with that politician & wished them good luck could have been a murderer with a knife.'
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@AllyFogg During my first ever dose of COVID a few weeks ago I watched on Mr Inbetween on Disney. Its brilliant
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@AllyFogg Sweet tooth was an absolute joy. I had low expectations. It's tremendous. Also The Glory is a wonderful south Korean revenge thing that I nearly switched off but ended up sticking with and binging over a couple of days
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This is Sir Keir Starmer, the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
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