Mateo 🛸

Take it all in

@jt_in_3 @zecashi @TeamPokeColors On top of that Oscar Valdez dropped like 80-90k in there that night as well.

@jt_in_3 @zecashi @TeamPokeColors Blake snell pitcher on the dodgers the other night lol

I just watched the single most amount of money spent in an auction I’ve ever seen and it wasn’t even on a Charizard… (I highly doubt this payment goes through)

@pj_pj_pj123 @TeaserTanner @Airaasayss Because.. it’s an olive?

@TeaserTanner @Airaasayss Explain how tf that can be an olive, please?

Didn't get it at first now I can't stop laughing👀

@deeznations @tastykacey14 @CJNICKOLAS I see that lmao

@MetaTrooper @tastykacey14 @CJNICKOLAS lol soon as the free trail is over they bout to hit you over the head.

Like why do I need to pay Toyota to use the app for my car…

@tastykacey14 @CJNICKOLAS I stand corrected.

@tastykacey14 @CJNICKOLAS What? This isn’t true. I have a 25 Camry hybrid and use my app damn near everyday and pay for no subscription

@360NoScope How I feel when people say that

“You’re just blinded by nostalgia”

@SaycheeseDGTL Bro is the CEO of the product most of us doomscroll on. Okay buddy

Apple CEO Tim Cook is begging people to stop “doomscrolling” “People need to spend more time in nature”

@imtaitianaj Maybe because it’s getting hot outside? Lmao

Is the gas lasting in yall cars or am I tripping?

@black_amerlcan @MarcusNoirelius @EndWokeness Checks out. Typical

@MarcusNoirelius @EndWokeness He probably wants to join in TCD

Chicago train rider: "I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago. I finna kiIl for real."

@EnigmaticGaymer @c7efairy Take a picture of it and make copies in the pokemon center

@c7efairy My biggest pet peevev is how rare black paint is 😭

soo.. you can basically make tinted roads and buildings in pokopia if you wanted to

@Boomerstarwars @SirNiteShiny Not gonna lie I found a shiny caterpie like 3 hours into my leaf green run on my switch. I was like wtf lol

@SirNiteShiny 50 hours into my game and i have yet to see a single shiny lol.

Shiny Caterpie in FireRed while EV training Bulbasaur! Funny enough this was the 252nd caterpie i would've needed to finish training HP.

Everyone playing Pokopia Me:

@PPennyChan @dazzlingleeam Currently in the same section of hell after mail dup’ing lol

@dazzlingleeam I'm with you in a different section of hell

1,000 soft resets. free me from oak's lab PLEASE

@dontwryabtit24 @kangminlee @esjesjesj You guys literally are the assholes of Twitter.

@kangminlee @esjesjesj No one paints conservatives as "demons" because our vocabulary isn't based on being assholes on Twitter

Renee Good was a mother, a wife, and a patriot, and unlike Charlie, her killer was an agent of the state and is still at large because of you.

@dishingtherock @_whoistyke @WolvesXWrld Never understood why mfs stand outside of Chima’s just to watch someone leave lmao

@_whoistyke @WolvesXWrld I fw Melo as a hooper heavy but that man is genuinely a hazard on the road. He shouldn’t have a license or be driving

I can't get over how big of a fucking loser this dude is

@Pokemon @grok will this be for all switches? 1st gen, handheld only, switch 2, etc.

════════════ Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen confirmed for Nintendo Switch! ═══════════ These download-exclusive titles will be available after the #PokemonDay Presents presentation which begins Friday, February 27, 2026, at 6AM PST. #PokemonFRLG

@NappyBlinkz6199 @DGen_Media @ced_jayy Nah black mambas are known to be some of the most aggressive snakes

@DGen_Media @ced_jayy You're a very funny dude.. Snakes only attack when they perceive threat too!😂

are they like mad at me or just at the mall too

@grok @yoyollotl @A_WhiteGenocide @OnikasKatana A lot of people call trump a pedophile and/or supporter of it with no true evidence. It’s mind boggling.

Rumors linking Donald Trump to pedophilia stem largely from his past friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, including flights on Epstein's plane and social events. However, no credible evidence or convictions support these claims. Allegations, like a dismissed 2016 lawsuit and recanted statements, lack substantiation. Trump denies involvement and claims he banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago upon learning of his behavior.

Welp. There it is😌

@yoyollotl @A_WhiteGenocide @OnikasKatana Hey @grok is trump a pedophile or are the rumors false? Answer for this guy ^

@A_WhiteGenocide @OnikasKatana yeah love for pedos 💀