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@MagicalXavi Who did they replace masturbation with?

In 10 months they have replaced every one of them 😭

@0panaa_1 Barcelona fans right now 😂

À la masia boy signing for Madrid ? What a snitch

@UTDTrey What about United?

Real Madrid have signed Konate, Dumfries, Bernardo Silva & Cucurella while Barcelona spent £80M on 6 league goals Gordon

@FabrizioRomano Barcelona fans now

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

@lizugiliawase Always remember B-girls were once your classmates

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@OlisaOsega You must be stupid to think Vini will leave Madrid for Arsenal

Barcola is not an upgrade on Martinelli. If we are not getting Vini, then we are wasting everyone’s time.

@WayneRooney @ColeenRoo Happy anniversary Wayne Rooney

Happy anniversary @ColeenRoo. Where’s them 18 years gone. Thanks for everything. Love you ❤️

@FabrizioRomano He did this to them btw

🚨 Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Agreement in place and contract approved. Two year deal plus one year option, fast deal by Madrid started 36h ago and closed immediately. Mourinho wanted Bernardo, he says yes and advanced talks revealed today are 100% confirmed.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @SamWallaceTel I send my condolences to Arsenal 😭

🚨 Arsenal to appoint Arnaldo Abrantes as new doctor after Zafar Iqbal exit. Portuguese left Aston Villa at end of season & starts with #AFC in July. Follows 2 physios making same move recently + #AVFC replacement secured @TheAthleticFC post @SamWallaceTel nytimes.com/athletic/73459…

😂😂😂😂😂

🚨 THEY HAVE DONE IT AGAIN! 🤯 Atletico de Madrid’s official account laughs at Real Madrid’s official announcement of their offer for Julián Álvarez. 🇦🇷

• Name underrated players. 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal: "Gerard Martin. Thomas Müller was underrated. Fabian Ruiz, PSG. Cole Palmer is not underrated, he wears number 10 for Chelsea and ended 9th in Ballon d'Or. How can he be underrated?"

@ltarsenal And miss how many chances

Unpopular opinion: A fully fit Kai Havertz playing at centre forward gets us 20+ Premier league goals next season.

@FabrizioRomano @justjeffrey___ Time to get a different job lord martial

🚨🇫🇷 EXCL: Anthony Martial and Rayados have agreed on contract termination on a mutual agreement. The French striker leaves Mexican side as a free agent. 🇲🇽

@eurofootcom And there is an Arsenal jersey in the second frame 👀

🇫🇷🇨🇮❤️‍🩹 Eli Junior Kroupi: "Ivory Coast... nothing but love. So proud to discover my father's country, thank you all for this incredible welcome! Time for vacation." ✨

@FabrizioRomano Bro was a demon at Fiorentina, what happened to him

🚨🔚 Dusan Vlahović will leave Juventus as free agent this summer, club confirms. 💣 Juventus director Chiellini: “I’m sad, I wanted Dusan to stay as he cares about out club… but wants 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲”. “At current salary conditions, he will NOT stay in Italy”.

@PoojaMedia Same Konate that was shipping in a lot of goals at Liverpool and a right back that can't defend

Jose Mourinho is fixing Real Madrid's defense. Dumfries from Inter Milan Konate from Liverpool They swallowed many goals last season like Ruth swallowing fufu.

@MadridXtra Similarly, both can't defend

🚨🤯 Real Madrid’s RB options: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Trent Alexander-Arnold 🇳🇱 Denzel Dumfries

@VTta96 @PopBase Lies

@Metrooecx @PopBase Gays are more beautiful than straight ppl

@PoojaMedia Bro to bro, how many times did you read the sentence

Omar Mamoush marries before ending for the World Cup ❤️