Jrod threw me a ball at spring traning

@mattyac_ News flash: they won’t

To see this group get a ring 😪

@Utterly_Jean When someone tweets something like this just know they are either the stupidest person ever or just purposely spreading lies and misinformation If you are a U.S. citizen you will never have your vote taken away But yeah let’s let Somalia decide what to do with our country

How sad is it that her first vote is to take away the votes of her neighbors.

@JustinMLB You sir, are a extreme racist and deserve to lose your job

@DemetriusRO6 Wow you are stupid

“The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other peoples money.” Sweetie we’re $38 trillion in debt under capitalism

@Atomsmade That’s a lot of words to say absolutely nothing of value. It’s sad cause people will see this and their reaction will be “ooh a lot of works means this must be true” In reality it is a word salad of absolutely nothing truths.

There are more flaws in Noah’s flood story than in most of the Bible put together. It doesn’t expose science, it exposes how little ancient writers understood about the world. They say the whole Earth was covered in water, even mountains. Simple question: where did all that water come from, and where did it disappear to after? Earth isn’t hiding extra oceans in a basement. Then forty days of nonstop rain somehow floods the planet. Rain doesn’t work like magic. If that much water came from the sky, the heat and pressure alone would turn the world into chaos. Then one wooden boat holds every animal. Think about that for two seconds: lions, elephants, birds, snakes, insects, cows, termites, pandas, parasites, all in one boat. Food, water, cages, waste, disease, fighting, cleaning. Eight people handling that is comedy, not history. Then after the flood, every animal spreads back across the world. So kangaroos hopped to Australia, penguins waddled to Antarctica, sloths crawled to South America, and none of them left clear traces on the way? Ridiculous! Then plants somehow survive months underwater. Forests drowned, crops ruined, land destroyed, but animals step off the boat to a ready-made buffet? Then two of each animal restart whole species. That means extreme inbreeding from day one. Anyone who knows basic breeding knows that’s a disaster plan, not a survival plan. Then fish are expected to survive too, while freshwater mixes with saltwater across the whole planet. Many species would die fast. And if a worldwide flood happened recently, Earth should show one giant mud layer everywhere. It doesn’t. So the real lesson is simple: Noah’s flood sounds exactly like what ancient people with zero knowledge of weather, biology, geography, or common sense would write. It’s not history. It’s mythology dressed up as fact.

@biasedninersfan Won the Super Bowl Something you can’t say you have seen your team do in your lifetime 😂

Pretty hilarious how everyone already forgot the seahawks won the most irrelevant and boring super bowl in nfl history lmao

@SocialistMMA Your brain cells are equal to that of a worm

You guys realize everything white people told us about North Korea was pure projection right?

@izamamaa This is just a straight up lie who no reason Why are you lying to deceive people?

People need to understand that about 60% of homeless people are employed but just don’t make enough to afford housing and that’s the real issue

@DrRitaDed The doctorate in gender studies isn’t paying enough? Shocker…

Here's an idea. Tax the rich. Anyone earning over 180k per year should get taxed at 100% No one needs to be earning that much. Redistribute the wealth.

@Uncatfishable Dude almost had 2000 yards in the most run heavy offense in the league He can wear size 40s for all I care

Nigga didn’t know his shoes were too big?

@Twolfrecovery @MayorofSeattle Thank you @MayorofSeattle for your communist that has ruined my beautiful city. Much appreciated, keep up the horrific work you joke.

The problem is that Seattle was OK with leaving the 5.3 million pounds of waste and needles on the streets BEFORE the World Cup. @MayorofSeattle

@AAfeCC111 @Polymarket You can just tell when people are uneducated on this app

@Polymarket In America you go broke when you get sick You can't walk outside without maybe getting shot There is dogshit in the food and zero regulations on pollution Should I keep going....

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

@sjeuk @Polymarket Dying in the hospital for free > living but paying some money to do so

@Polymarket I’d personally rather earn a bit less but have free healthcare and plenty of holiday leave to enjoy my life and earnings 🤷🏼‍♀️.

@GamewithDave Someone please

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@ProudSocialist I was convinced this was a foreigner running g this account from India cause how could you be this dumb Apparently there are some Americans this fucking dumb 😂

Chamel Abdulkarim, who is accused of sparking a massive Ontario warehouse fire after his company didn’t “pay him enough to live”, pleaded not guilty today in court. Good luck finding a jury to convict this man when 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

@ChrisFiexen Softest franchise of all time😂

The Disney Land Angels appear to think every pitch thrown within a foot of them is a personal insult against them and their family

@CandlestickJas The first “nobody” had 11 tackles and got a ring in the Super Bowl I’m sure Fred can say the same right?

Worst linebacker era of all-time. One generational player, followed by a bunch of nobodies.

@Seahawks @JayMy_31 Philly fans will see this and comment “Actually Jalen Hurts is better than Jason Myers”

Just JayMy things. @JayMy_31

@agent00sutton @theoneniqqa @tattedgiraffe1 That’s cute and how many were verses the team you are saying you are better than? 0 for 8 including playoffs I didn’t believe them when they said Philly is full of retards but this last week has made that very apparent 😂

@MikeHun99794668 @theoneniqqa @tattedgiraffe1 In the last 18 years who has more total wins? Fuck the Seahawks and your non World Series having trash mariners

Hurts had more passing yards on 16 less attempts and 2 fewer completions

@DanClarkSports As a mariners fan I hate to say this goes incredibly hard

This is probably the most incredible baseball photo I've ever seen.