Jedi Master F’izz
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Jedi Master F’izz
@MisterFizz
Mister Fizz is a superhero living in the Pacific Northwest. He carbonates reprobates for justice. Or just ice. For his soda. The source of his power!


Two gay men in Nashville are sparking nationwide outrage after recording a video of themselves mocking the baby they had via surrogacy as it cries for its mother for content. Man: “Who do you want, Dada or Pop?” Baby: “Mama” Man: “No, there is no mama.” Baby: cries

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.


Zohran nails it Doing the exact opposite of what Trump did in the 80s to revitalize NYC Tax luxury properties so the investment is worth less than other major cities, watch wealthy invest elsewhere, lose money, lose public services amazing




you can tell that clavicular is trying so hard to be hot, whilst the interviewer is hot effortlessly, which makes the reporter even hotter












