MistiDew
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MistiDew
@MistiDewdrop
Former Meth Addict. Minecraft nerd. Occasional Artist. I bake bread and distrust the government. Loved by @PsychonautRuss
Florida, USA 가입일 Ekim 2023
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Damn the most I get from @PsychonautRuss is him blaming the dog
Allie ✞@allie__voss
Just got into an elevator with a guy who had farted…badly He looked at me. I looked at him. A moment of mutual acknowledgement. And he just goes “Yeah, sorry.”
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Lowe’s bathrooms become weird traps while on lsd
clown@bugsquelcher
the only place i feel true happiness is inside of a Lowes
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GIRL TO GIRL:
•ANDROGENS: Spearmint, white peony, zinc, high protein meals
•INSULIN: Cinnamon, saffron, inositol
•CORTISOL: Magnesium glycinate, sleep, sunlight, walk, chamomile
•GUT: Bone broth, L-glutamine, psyllium husk, cabbage juice
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@MistiDewdrop @ProblemGirl_13 Cool...does that mean I have another daughter? I'm down with that. :)
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Because of this app I was able to find an awesome person that shared so many things in common it’s like we’re almost the same person. We haven’t met in person yet but I would consider her my closest friend and even go as far as calling her my sister. My bestie @ProblemGirl_13
the Rich@Duderichy
became friends with someone through a mutual friend / twitter apparently the first time we interacted I called him an idiot meet your mutuals!
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Recovering addicts do more to make amends and reconcile with the people they hurt than normal people ever will.
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I tweet from beyond the grave
Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart
Everyone that was born in the 90's is dead
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At this point, if he started a podcast it might get as big as Rogan
lilithhecatex@HekateMagik
Can someone give Hunter Biden a TV show?
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LSD would give better results
tad@ghostofthesun89
They should add Adderall to the public water supply
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For a mushroom farm it sure doesn't have mush room
botchedalism@botchedalism
For anyone wondering what a mushroom farm looks like
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I d ! During my active addiction to meth I never stole anything, sold my body or took anyone’s bike apart while spun out. Surprisingly I was actually a pleasure to be around
Drew@AllegedlyDrew
Oh you’re 11 months sober from meth? You want a gold medal? What about all the fucking terror you caused while on meth? Fuck you
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@AllegedlyDrew I do dammit ! During my active addiction to meth I never stole anything, sold my body or took anyone’s bike apart while spun out.
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