MistiDew

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MistiDew

@MistiDewdrop

Former Meth Addict. Minecraft nerd. Occasional Artist. I bake bread and distrust the government. Loved by @PsychonautRuss

Florida, USA Katılım Ekim 2023

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🍂@Lovandfear·21m

Amen 🙏🏻😇

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·11m

This but with twizzlers

Dalton Pruitt@daltonleepruitt

Fat hack: bite a little piece off each end of a KitKat and you can then use the open ended KitKat as a straw in a glass of milk. As you pull the milk up through the KitKat it soaks the wafer inside so when you go to eat the KitKat it’s all soft and milky.

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theGIRLScare. ng@theGIRLScare·11h

GIRL TO GIRL: •ANDROGENS: Spearmint, white peony, zinc, high protein meals •INSULIN: Cinnamon, saffron, inositol •CORTISOL: Magnesium glycinate, sleep, sunlight, walk, chamomile •GUT: Bone broth, L-glutamine, psyllium husk, cabbage juice

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·2h

@AndreaS0429 @ProblemGirl_13 Yay! New mom!

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Andrea Shaffer@AndreaS0429·2h

@MistiDewdrop @ProblemGirl_13 Cool...does that mean I have another daughter? I'm down with that. :)

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·1d

Because of this app I was able to find an awesome person that shared so many things in common it’s like we’re almost the same person. We haven’t met in person yet but I would consider her my closest friend and even go as far as calling her my sister. My bestie @ProblemGirl_13

the Rich@Duderichy

became friends with someone through a mutual friend / twitter apparently the first time we interacted I called him an idiot meet your mutuals!

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕥@TheArchivistLC·11h

Recovering addicts do more to make amends and reconcile with the people they hurt than normal people ever will.

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·2h

I tweet from beyond the grave

Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart

Everyone that was born in the 90's is dead

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·3h

At this point, if he started a podcast it might get as big as Rogan

lilithhecatex@HekateMagik

Can someone give Hunter Biden a TV show?

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·3h

A jew fed. Get it right.

Ashley@ProblemGirl_13

.@MistiDewdrop is one of my favorite people. 🥰 Even if she is a fed. 👀🫣

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·3h

surender@morgan_hip80

Santa was a mushroom shaman. The Greeks had a secret psychedelic ritual that ran for 2,000 years straight. People in South America were smoking DMT before the wheel was invented. Drug use isn't a modern problem. Prohibition is.

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·3h

LSD would give better results

tad@ghostofthesun89

They should add Adderall to the public water supply

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Spoon 🥄@___Spoon·8h

For a mushroom farm it sure doesn't have mush room

botchedalism@botchedalism

For anyone wondering what a mushroom farm looks like

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·4h

@ProblemGirl_13 That or chocolate chip cookies

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Ashley@ProblemGirl_13·4h

@MistiDewdrop I think I messaged you about bread. 👀😂

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·13h

I d ! During my active addiction to meth I never stole anything, sold my body or took anyone’s bike apart while spun out. Surprisingly I was actually a pleasure to be around

Drew@AllegedlyDrew

Oh you’re 11 months sober from meth? You want a gold medal? What about all the fucking terror you caused while on meth? Fuck you

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·13h

@AllegedlyDrew I do dammit ! During my active addiction to meth I never stole anything, sold my body or took anyone’s bike apart while spun out.

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Drew@AllegedlyDrew·1d

Oh you’re 11 months sober from meth? You want a gold medal? What about all the fucking terror you caused while on meth? Fuck you

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MistiDew@MistiDewdrop·13h

I’m proud to announce that I have received the first ever vinyl record to own. I am so honored that is it this one. Without a doubt Grateful and blessed for it to be delivered the same day it released worldwide.