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*TIPS FOR MEMORISING THE QUR'AN* (THREAD)

@_akhademic Tweeted at 2.07am, brother was stressed

Anyone choosing the latter is extremely tapped However, depending on summer signings and how we look to play at the start of next season if it’s this same crap I’m signing out Dunya is too short mate

Get Havertz off

Arne Slot spent the whole season complaining that teams don't want to play football and waiting for set pieces and throw-ins. Until he faces a team that wants to play football, and become everything he complained about.

long throw in 6 minutes in FUCK THE PREMIER LEAGUE 🤮🤮

@_akhademic Give me a tenner I'll take them off you

Might have to sell those Burnley tickets now while they still have value sheeeeesh

£10 if anyone wants it

I WON MY FIRST EVER ARSENAL BALLOT LETS GOOOOO

Bukayo Saka hate will not be tolerated

Tips for leading taraweeh (thread)

@J4Y100 Might have to roll back the years

Take me back

Has anyone tried foodery? If so, any suggestions?

Going through some old tweets, why didn't anyone stop me back then

Life comes at you fast

@NotFromQarn 🤣

@NOFACEN0CASE Them two sisters be like

Think I should bring back the annual Ramadan tweets for the culture

Pep Guardiola asked by @SamLee about his speech on Palestine: “I appreciate it, because in ten years, or the last two years, it’s the first time one journalist asked me about that. Looks like you are not allowed to do it for who you work for, I don’t know… There is someone who’s seen the images from the wars around the world, it doesn’t affect you? It’s not a question of who’s right or wrong. Politicians, right wing or left wing… There is someone here that’s not affected by what happens every single day? Today we see it, before we could not see it. It’s not something that touches you? It hurts me. If it would be the opposite sides, it would hurt me. If it happened in another county, it hurts me. It’s not about the position. Every argument - I’m sorry, this is my feeling - you can discuss. When thousands of innocent people are completely killed, it hurts me. It’s not more complicated than that. No more. I know a lot of people, friends from many, many countries. When you have an idea, and to defend [yourselves] you have to kill thousands, and thousands of innocent people I will aways stand up. Always I will be there. Always. I cannot imagine anyone cannot feel that. When you see the images every single day. The fathers, the mothers, the kids, what happened to them, their lives absolutely destroyed. People cannot feel a bit [of compassion], be touched. I’m sorry, I cannot feel that way.” 🎥 youtu.be/IGwrKJ5tPb4

On stage in Barcelona, Pep Guardiola @pepteam speaks for the children of Gaza during the Act x Palestine charity event. Wearing a keffiyeh, he welcomes everyone with a ‘Salam Aleykoum.’ Funds raised tonight are destined for grassroots and humanitarian projects in Palestine.

Hope this is a Saliba loan and not a Reiss Nelson loan

They compared Bruno to Odegaard