Nauseous

@Midnattsstjarna Permission to bark? 🫡

You mutts like tall women in latex, huh? 🖤

@Fernbeast24 You're welcome. I hope to see more of your fabulous footwear!

@NauseousGimp Thank you sir!

Wanna get bred so so so added, come fill me up?

@BaconCruesader @McclarinW30945 "real" Buddy, there was never a picture. It's AI bullshit conjured up by Elon's souless turd machine

@McclarinW30945 The real picture

We need to talk about this

@AudioEve Us?

I need a goon man to my Batman villain girl 🙏

@bunniestevens Right now there's a Lovehoney executive scribbling the words LESS PENISY on a whiteboard in a brainstorm meeting 😂

It’s not my fault, that dildo was simply too penisy 🤷🏼🥰 In all seriousness, I know I absolutely do belong in my industry… Aaaaand I’m not adverse to c*ck. I just prefer my c*cks to come with context and emotion. #sexpositivity #silly

@heroesahead >Account named 'Fun Ahead' >Look inside >It's a miserable combative chud sucking the fun out of a franchise about fictional space wizards

Cool cool... so will you also ALWAYS defend why in Star Wars they didn't just put the 30 X-Wings on autopilot point them at the Death Star and send them all into Hyperspace ripping it to shreds saving the lives of 30 pilots? And why the entire imperial navy didn't immediately disband infavor of unmanned lightspeed torpedoes? Anything else you'll ALWAYS defend like how they apparently had a small ship on the cruiser that could go to lightspeed undetected and fly to a casino planet that they could have just used to remove the whole crew a few people at a time leaving the first order chasing an empty cruiser? Or Luke Skywalker willing to murder his nephew in his sleep even though he was unwilling murder Darth Vader a fully turned Sith Lord who had actually commited genocide not just had a coupe bad dreams?

@SabsBrie @slitherwinglove

@slitherwinglove Do I get a pass for this?

my friend has really huge boobs so i asked if shes ever done paizuri with them and she actually answered yes

Beg to be leashed

@heavyhonkers Honestly it sounds like 'trenching panties' should already be it

what’s the woman equivalent of sweating balls bc my panties are in the trenches

@meowsypurrs Nerdy interests AND good taste in heels?? 😍 Do you have any boots?

~do you fw girls with nerdy interests?👾

@kvwviiju Normal Scottish person: Wow, sure is warm out today Mothemi: Luigi, we gotta save-a da princess

weather needs to sort itself OUT so I can wear my sick dungarees again

@TheHughAnthony @Luke_Jahn_ Who is @Luke_Jahn_ and why are you two teenagers deporting him?

WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DEPORT YOU @Luke_Jahn_

@Missp0isonivy2 But those are the most fun 🥺

Warning: staring too long at my curves may cause highly inappropriate thoughts... 😉🔥 #curves #curvy

@UKMistressRose I swear the words "heel worship" call out to me like the fucking bat-signal 🥵 You look fantastic!

Just a little nylon and heel worship…

@luvdumbpups Dang near busted to this before I realized it's AI

mommy’s dumb pathetic boy <3

@Midnattsstjarna Get the developers on it right now

Loading screen tip: If your mutt is saying silly stuff like "N-No i-it's- it hurts- it's too big" or "please s-stop- why are- are you d-doing this-? i t-trusted y-you..." when you're fucking it, just shove your fingers down its throat and its attitude will improve markedly 🖤

i been tellin y'all it's cowboy summer!!! now accepting applications for saddles 🐴

@Ivy_WildeVA Red Dead eRection

@Midnattsstjarna Yes, that's why I'm in his DMs. "Please trade places with me bro please let that be my head instead please please I need it I'll pay you bro please bro"

You're in his DMs I'm crushing his head between my thighs We are not the same