Elle 2.0

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Elle 2.0

@heavyhonkers

𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 ✨ 𝙿𝚊𝚗🌈 𝙲𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚖 🐱 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆🔞 @floatawaywitme

UK 😔 Katılım Haziran 2022

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·4h

whenever I see a ball stitch it reminds me of an earthworm

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·4h

in ur 30s u really start to appreciate birds. anyway I’m taking a picnic, camping chair and camera to the nature reserve tomorrow

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·7h

microdosing being attacked by a shark by letting my cat bite me

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arvo färt@arvofart·10h

If a stranger adds you to a twitter list, they are the angriest they have ever been in their lives

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·7h

@_celia_bedelia_ in a restaurant, wearing an apron and nobody has ever complained about visible nips

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celia@_celia_bedelia_·13h

Okay can I ask where y’all work that you can go braless?

⚡︎@_sorrengailll

I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·7h

“Nice to see u haven’t gone down the botox route” isn’t the compliment u think it is like are u saying I’ve got wrinkles???

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·9h

“Sleeper build” and it’s just me wearing a bra that actually fits

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·9h

@Calum523641 that’s none of ur business

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Calum@Calum523641·19h

@heavyhonkers Depends on how big yours are

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·20h

Big Bra doesn’t want u to know even if ur a big boob haver u can be braless

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·13h

@ghosthenrywoton Lmao

medieval times method actor@ghosthenrywoton·14h

@heavyhonkers So focused on the peanits, you missed the hole

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·17h

jumbo peanits 6️⃣7️⃣

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·17h

we didn’t need another reason to love bees but we got one 🫡

Pubity@pubity

A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

do u fw women who get mixed up with left or right and also have big naturals

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

i meant left ok

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

why do I have to swipe right to see ur photos this isn’t tinder 😭

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

hanging my butt out of the bed with the fan on

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

i swear someone secretly comes into my apartment and turns the heating on so i take my top off lmao

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jamie@esoteric_gf·1d

people who love cats are so hot

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

sir that’s not a salt and pepper beard that’s 50 shades of grey

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Elle 2.0@heavyhonkers·1d

when there’s a song playing at work that’s a blast from the past and none of my coworkers have heard it before like this is a certified banger

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@_celia_bedelia_ @Calum523641 @ghosthenrywoton @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates