Neil Heilbron

@TheVillaWatch Even for you that's pretty funny🤣🤣

Villa fans, would you take Bruno Guimaraes next season as backup for Tielemans? #AVFC

@Ledmagpie Not that I'm aware of but not sure what that's got to do with a dead leg.... don't think that's a disability!!

@NeilHeilbron Are you disabled??

Eddie Howe - Miley has a dead leg, no he hasn't, the reason he's been out for nearly 6 weeks is because he has a torn fucking Quad, Cunt can't lie straight in bed.

@AdamJoseph Some people genuinely belive everything on here...... that's pretty funny to be honest🤣🤣

Your two best players literally scrambling to beat each other out the door. It's all 'who's that team we call United' until you spend the last 24 hours getting completely humbled on & off the pitch, reminded that in fact you are only just Newcastle after all.

@Magpie24_7 That first picture is my son, the best day we've had together ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️

🖤 The Day the World Stood Still 🤍 ​We’ve all dreamed of that moment. We’ve played it out in our heads a thousand times—the final whistle, the roar, the celebration. But when it actually happened a year ago today, it wasn't like the movies..... ​It was total, absolute disbelief! ​Even when that whistle blew and the 70-year domestic curse finally snapped, most of us didn’t even know how to react. It wasn't just a celebration; it was a collective shock to the system. ​That Moment of Pure Numbness: ​The Silent Sobbing: Look around any row of the stands or any corner of the pub that day, and you didn't just see cheering—you saw grown men and women with their heads in their hands, weeping. It was the release of decades of tension that we didn't even know we were carrying. ​The "Is This Real?" Factor: For those of us who grew up through the lean years, the disappointment had become part of our DNA. To see those black-and-white ribbons finally being tied to a domestic trophy... it felt like a glitch in the universe. ​Generations of Tears: Seeing grandads who had waited a lifetime hugging grandkids who will now grow up knowing nothing but success. That day brought an end to the "wait" for every single generation of Newcastle families. ​Our owners are ambitious. They want the Premier League, they want the Champions League, and we’ll likely get there. But nothing—nothing—will ever replicate that specific, heavy, beautiful atmosphere of the first one. You can only break a 70-year drought once. ​We weren't just fans that day; we were witnesses to history. We were numb, we were crying, and for the first time in most of our lives, we were finally champions. ​Relive it with us. What was the first thing you did when you realised the whistle had actually blown? #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@BigRick1992 He used to live Newton Aycliffe until a few years ago

Do we reckon Gary Beswick is Mackem or a Mag? 🤷😂

Memories of the best day, March 16th 2025 #nufc ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️

@tier_1st Palmer stood on his foot you tool!!

Liam Rosenior couldn’t believe Cole Palmer wasn’t given a penalty and started begging for it. How on earth is that not a penalty when there’s clear contact?

@BroadcastMoose @ChelseaFC @NUFC I'm guessing he's talking about Thaiw being thrown to the floor for the penalty that wasn't given!! Sour grapes maybe 🤣

LISTEN - @ChelseaFC boss Liam Rosenior on the home defeat to @NUFC and referee Paul Tierney

@delfender Absolutely not, consistency is the key.

Genuine question: If Barcelona knock us out of the CL and we don't get Europe next season, would you sack Eddie? If so, who do you realistically think we could replace him with? And, do you think that same manager would've done a better job this season than Howe?

@leecarty8 It was a training session for them, honestly leave the management of top level athlete's to the professionals.

@geordiejosh So what would you have done yesterday genius?? Fancy a game at right back? It's all well and good attaching blame but what about a solution?? #nufc

Trippier out strengthened by a bairn you’re one of the most important players to come through the door, but it’s time.

@dan_jr1987 You actually think their going to tell you exactly what's going on with injuries? That's pretty funny to be fair #nufc

Lewis Miley getting a "knock" is going to result in him missing the best part of 10 games maybe more. Do #nufc need better medical team? I'm not an expert but seems they're not very high level that's needed.

@NUFC_Fanatic Everyone wanted Ramsdale in the side earlier this season then as soon a he was in everyone wanted Pope back, honestly picking fault with everything in life is easy, coming up with solutions is a much better option.

Lets be honest #NUFC Nick Pope is costing us 15-20 points per season. Joe Willock is losing possession all the time and missing easy through balls. It’s the same problems we’ve had for many transfer windows. City being gifted decisions doesn’t help.

@The_Looney_Toon You are both miles off, anyone remember Robsons first home game, Shearer already had 4 and young Paul Robinson asked if he could take it to get his first goal for the club, answer.... no chance, I'm the penalty taker in taking it. Gordon was 100% correct to take it #NUFC

Spot. On again

Get in you beauty #nufc #eddiehowesblackandwhitearmy ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬛️

@NUSCuk Does anyone know whose decision this is? Not sure if it's Newcastle or the home side or the police, just a genuine question that i don't know the answer to.

🚨 Ticket collection in Baku, Azerbaijan All tickets for our game against Qarabag in Baku must be collected in person with photo ID by the ticket holder Any questions or issues, please contact the Box Office 🔗 FAQs support.newcastleunited.com/hc/en-gb/secti… #NUFC

@NicolaWintrip You can use it just like iPhone now, just hold your phone to the top of the machine 👍

Did anyone else have bother getting through the turnstile with an android phone yesterday? I usually have to click on the digital ticket to get a QR code but that wasn't showing. I don't recall getting any comms to say things had changed.

@FBAwayDays They sold less than half their allocation 🤣🤣 that's pretty funny.

Brentford fans at Newcastle last night… “They’re here, they’re their, they’re every f*cking where, empty seats…” 👀🫣

@ScottGShore Well that's the best news this weekend!!

I mean this… If we lose here - and Eddie isn’t sacked this weekend… I’m done. You csnt argue with the stupid c*nts in our fanbase anymore. It’s tiresome. Eddie is sapping the life out of me