D Fender

Still love you forever Newcastle United even if you lose every time I wear my favourite jumper so I don't know if I'll ever be able to wear it again.

@malma421 Neither did the rest of the team TBF

@delfender He’s just come back from injury he did fuck all in the 2nd half too

Why didn't we start Tino?

Would be cool if people realised this was posted 10 minutes into the second half when we went 5-2 down after being arguably the better team first half. But that's Twitter 🙃

@smil3r5 First half, both teams equally poor at the back. We were the better team first half. I wrote this 10 minutes into the second half when they went 5-2 up. Felt harsh considering the first half.

@delfender We have been a calamity at the back. They are a brilliant side but we have gifted them at least 3 goals on a plate

This scoreline flatters Barcelona mind. We've given as good as we've got.

@philmason01 I wrote this 10 minutes into the second half after we were arguably the better team first half. So no, I was not joking.

@delfender You are surely joking!!

@philmason01 Second half, yes. First half we were the better team imo.

@delfender What are you watching?? They are outclassed

@alexaintonfire It has been poor, first half was silly. Second half, some brilliant football. Heads have also dropped. But first half, we were the better team.

@delfender Defensively it's been the worst I've seen this season I think. They've let down the attack.

@paz_parish First half we were arguably the better team. Second half, well...

@delfender I dunno, our defending has been horrific tonight. They are a great team however

@Will44s Mind Burns block was something else

@delfender And Botman

If you give that penalty, you should be giving Elanga's. You can either pull someone back or you can't.

This game is causing me stupid amounts of stress 🤢

FUCKING GET INNNNNNN!!!

Fucks sake lads. Shite defending.

Give it everything. HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌

Crying again

"The fans deserve EVERYTHING... one of the best days of my life!" 🖤🤍 Bruno Guimaraes' emotional post-match interview after Newcastle win the Carabao Cup 🏆

Happy Anniversary to you all

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