Nick Morrell

I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him... My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.

@stargazeruk7 Oh beehave.

@Ashtronautgirl Told you so.

oops.

@phoebeisg1nger 😂

I’m doing pretty good “Phoebe” 😂

I see we are arguing the responsibility of who killed Christ on Easter. How very social media. The Supreme Jewish Council led by Caiaphas convicted Christ of blasphemy, in the dead of night, at trial which violated Jewish law 6 ways to Sunday. The high priest Caiaphas, knowing he had no authority to kill Jesus, convinced Pilate to try Jesus for treason. “He makes himself a king”. Pilate said repeatedly, “this man has committed no crime.” and tried to hand Christ off to Herod. He then tried to satiate the mob that had formed with a flogging. The mob, stirred up by the chief priests and elders, demanded crucifixion in exchange for Barabbas the thief, and finally Pilate washed his hands of it. The high priests facilitated the death of Christ. Fact. The Romans carried it out by law. Fact. The pitchfork mob, insisted on all of it, cheered it on, and mocked Him. Fact, It was a dark day, no one wants “their team” to be responsible for killing the Son of God, however it was also predestined that Jesus die to atone for the sins of believers so that we may have eternal life. Today we celebrate Easter and because everyone, Jew and gentile, played their role, He is Risen.

@MrImranPk Ironic post is ironic.

Do Americans even realize their president is basically the most hated guy on the planet right now?

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

@fvckerysprinkle Every time I shave.

Every fucking day

@ALadyNamedKatie Happy soon bday.

My birthday is this Thursday 🥹❤️

@yourdeadlytrend Hah. You wouldn’t say that if you talked to me for 5 minutes. 😂

GN I LOVE YOU

@sizzle_sarah That’s the only kind of idea that idiot has.

That’s a stupid idea.

@NatashaCL7 I don’t think I’ve lost any. 1 shy of a whopping 1400. 😂

How many did you lose in the bot purge?

@Jexxie No FaceTime? Sounds a little sus. Has he asked for help of any kind?

I’ve been talking to a guy I met on X for over a year and a half but he refuses to FaceTime me or make plans to meet me in person. How retarded am I?

@pinkmagiclala He thinks that’s showing a lot? 😂 He must be new to X and the larger internet.

The cleavage police managed to find me... again. That was fast.

@GeneralPatton83 I’m game. 😉

Hey yall! I think its time to celebrate International #PillowFight Day!

@ZOrtiz99 Yes

For the men out there. Do you prefer A or B

@thatstarwarsgrl Keep her away from men under 30.

Went to the shelter to adopt a new kitty! What do you think of this one?

@frozenaesthetic Even us United Statesians?

Love you all Be safe

@Bee__witched @nikutaberuru I was going to post “I’d love to taste your pie” then thought how bad that sounded. So I didn’t post that. Call me. 😂

@nikutaberuru I prefer apple and pumpkin! We also bake cobblers!

日本人たちは アメリカのママがチェリーパイを 焼いているって信じている。 アメリカのママは チェリーパイを焼きますか？

Yep