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Self-driving cars are 99% safe now. That 1%? When it decides to join a football match instead of the highway. #TechFails #DriveSafe #TechNews

@Dearme2_ A chameleon.

You’re offered 20 million, but you have to be chased by one animal for 24 hours. Which animal are you picking?

@_fels1 Top bin wisdom.

The world is ruled by three forces: fear, stupidity, and greed. Æ

@GathogoBMwangi This is a screenshot on the IDE, looking on the left those files. This is from the developer.

Wah, the Sifuna Linda Mwananchi website lads😅😅😅 Your data is jumping around everywhere unsecured.

@carsoko_ This guy is humorous and full of good vibes.

Whenever you see Goliath wa Bungoma, what comes to your mind?

@turigyetimothy 😅

It’s very unfortunate that the spirit of teenage pregnancy has also entered plants.

@Kianangih Thinking of retaining is destroying the integrity of view once.

Kama picha ni view once how do you retain it kwa simu yako?

@SirLeoBDasilva Rice. This season, the guy has overworked.

Who is the box to box midfielder in this team? Rice or Zubimendi?

@bayer04_en You make playing Arsenal as a dream come true for @bayer04_en. Preserve the tweets for next week.

Kai Havertz is a very classy guy, btw 🙏

@KE_MrBlack Some people are too much attached to their belongings, they can not risk that.

Unazurura na mzigo Town badala upeane kwa luggage bay ya supermarket upewe number utachukua jioni😂😂

The perception of reality is more real than reality itself.

@coolkid__8 If you buy land, the financial advisor may not get their salary.

Financial advisors wanawaambia lands are liabilities mu invest in financial assets like MMF and REITs 😂😂😂😂😂

@Tech_girlll AI is taking your job. At the moment the AI needs the developer.

What’s the biggest lie in Tech right now?

@amerix The positive response from Churchill speaks a lot about his personality. That's the way.

The UNFAT gospel being preached on Radio by Maina and Churchill — Classic 105. Churchil must UNFAT! No excuse.

@Kynsofficial It should be considered a criminal activity 🙄.

Why are you writing 3500 lines of code in a single file, who taught you coding? Are you a terrorist? 😭.

@munenechris_77 This reminds me of Covid times.

Injection inateremshwa na glass ya maji.

Vitu kwa ground.

@MentorWebDev Option A.

🔴 JavaScript quiz ❓ What does DOM stand for? A) Document Object Model B) Data Object Management C) Digital Orientation Method D) Document Oriented Markup

@Thebiglade Capture recapture

Dating your ex again is called??

@Dearme2_ Without an appreciation or something respect for the work you been doing over the years.

Corporate loyalty is a scam. You can give a company your best years and still be replaced by an email.