Dave

Shall I make it my bio?

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@noknowli Diamond in the rough kinda situation, i like it bro haha

@NotDaveAgain genuinely I just found it in my gallery one day and thought it was funny, I don’t even remember saving it

my pfp has been mason mount working at Sainsbury’s for so long now bro what am I doing

Unlocking my inner Pat Tate today

@ivanabator @Itshaber He plays for the other team mate

@Itshaber You could probably pull Vizehs girlfriend now 😂😂😂hahahahaha

4 years apart, I didn’t drink or anything back in 2022 so I have no clue why I woke up like that 😭😭 Feel better than ever 🙏

@0161Chino I've had more than that fall off my key after a bump 🤣

State of them lines what’s the point 😭😭

Genuinely the only time I've ever followed someone on spotify is when its a chick thats wanted to put some music on after we have fucked. Every spotify follower is a body

5-3-3 is the only way

@JoshSmith305 @willste92 @Richmond_Red @puffpuff65 His unempathetic comment that you quoted

@NotDaveAgain @willste92 @Richmond_Red @puffpuff65 Where is the “mistake” exactly?

Fraudulent @puffpuff65 stood outside the ground after ko 👮‍♀️

@JoshSmith305 @willste92 @Richmond_Red @puffpuff65 We all make mistakes. He is a bellend for that, yes. But look up John 8:7 my friend.

@NotDaveAgain @willste92 @Richmond_Red @puffpuff65 Okay??? That tweet means he’s a bellend, not a decent bloke

@JoshSmith305 @willste92 @Richmond_Red @puffpuff65 x.com/i/status/20349…

@NotDaveAgain @willste92 @Richmond_Red @puffpuff65 x.com/puffpuff65/sta… Decent bloke aye?

@ccfc_07 @james_0836 @RashfordAddct @RoworthJack Class 🤣

@james_0836 @RashfordAddct @RoworthJack Yeah lovely place in Indonesia cracking weather

Great to see Chris Wood back on the field tonight.

@Weldy43 What about 'christ on a bike'

If u type "Jesus wept" ur a big massive fuck off pedophile. That's the new rules. It's one of them things ya see on twitter all the time but no cunt has ever heard anyone say it real life

One look at the glass and i knew it had to come home with me

@puffpuff65 @SkyNews Come on mate you're better than this

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@0161Chino Good man for letting him know

He knows and yes I was with her that night shagged the fuck out of her

@0161Chino You gotta tell the guy man we ain't women we don't do that shit behind each other's backs

I just get used for dick and my abs smh

@lukesellers98 Looks lovely mate. What's the beef to pasta to sauce ratio like though? Not clear in this pic

First attempt at Lasagne 🫡 Hoping twitters head chef has something to say 😘

@hr_wfc Fuck it ill have to get it reinstalled

@NotDaveAgain Its ok tbf

Love how you can drive the bus in fortnite now

@CFgm_WHU Me tink me gwaan drink them all in one night

The 8 red stripes I just bought"s opinion on being added to the fridge