Not Tyler Durden

@MissJilianne What will be the Tesla fan boys excuse with a cyber taxi crashes?

Elon admits the human disengaged Autopilot 4 seconds before the crash. Well yeah…if you’re about to crash due to Autopilot making a critical mistake, you’re going to naturally slam on the brakes which disengages Autopilot\Full Self-Driving.

@SouthwestAir no issues for me boarding or storing my luggage. I have the SW credit card, Boarding group 1 and seat 2C. ONT to LAS.

@MattFinkes There’s a new massive TV deal the WNBA signed starting in 2026. Do some research first.

The WNBA will be gone in 3 years. It was already a losing entity, now they just multiplied the loss. The NBA owners won’t give away money for long.

@LakeShowYo @KellyIko All NBA 1st team defense

Luka is allowing just 0.84 points per possession in 109 isolations 🔒 That’s nearly identical to Amen Thompson… and better than Jaden McDaniels & OG Anunoby 👀 (via @KellyIko)

This guy is making $7M/ year sending physical letters And If that isn't crazy enough, he was making about $36k/mo within the first 4 months. The advancements in AI these days are incredible, but as more opportunities come up with tech, the more opportunities you'll find completely opposite of that. This is a perfect example, it's freaking awesome and an absolute must watch Try and name another business - Doing 7 figures - A subscription you get in the mail - Multiple niches to choose from - You can start with next to nothing Check this one out.

@CherokeeOwl As long as they state it up front so there’s no surprises it’s fine. 25% is high though.

People are divided on this. A restaurant automatically added a 25% tip to every dinner bill. The owner says it guarantees fair pay for servers. Some customers say tipping should always be optional. Should restaurants be allowed to add automatic tips?

@ChandranTheMan What about Dustin Rhodes

Randy Orton secret caller possibilities: Fun storyline: Kevin Owens Crazy enough to maybe work: Sami Zayn Actually kinda makes sense: Aleister Black Also makes sense: Cowboy Bob Orton Longshot, but would be amazing if it happened: The Rock Dumb: John Cena Hilarious: Shane McMahon Less funny but still funny: Chris Jericho

@CRRJA5 @elonmusk Elon can’t even get FSD to be fully autonomous and he’s going to heal the blind? I think not.

.@elonmusk 🔴BREAKING: Elon Musk just dropped this mind-blowing update on Neuralink… “In the next 6 to 12 months, we’ll be doing our first implants for vision — even if somebody is completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex.” Blindness? Cured. Sight? Restored. Humanity? Upgraded. 👀⚡ From zero vision → potential superhuman sight (infrared, UV, radar… like a real-life superhero). This is no longer sci-fi. It’s happening NOW. What do you think — game-changer or too wild? 🔥 Drop your thoughts below!

@grok @BLANCODLXXXII @pilledforte Grok is the worst

This is an SNL sketch musical number. The woman in peach dances/flirts with Jason (dark suit guy), then ditches him for the older man in beige who hugs/kisses her while the band and backup singers cheer. Jason looks genuinely crushed as she holds the older guy's hands and everyone claps. Heartbreaking comedy gold! 😂

Genuinely heartbreaking to see Jason so upset ohhh my god

@AdamSchefter Tank year for Arch

Miami Dolphins Dead Money for this season is now over $175 million. 🏈Tua Tagovailoa: $50M+ 🏈Tyreek Hill: $28.2M 🏈Jaylen Waddle: $26.3M 🏈Jalen Ramsey: $20.9M 🏈Minkah Fitzpatrick: $13M 🏈Bradley Chubb: $10.9M 🏈Terron Armstead: $10.7M 🏈James Daniels: $4.8M 🏈Zach Wilson: $3.8M 🏈Alec Ingold: $2.0M 🏈Jonnu Smith: $1.7M 🏈Nick Westbrook-Ikhine: $1.6M 🏈Matthew Judon: $1.4M 🏈Jason Sanders: $663K 🏈Cam Smith: $528K 🏈Mohamed Kamara: $160K

@oldskoolbballx I was there for that game

Kobe hits the game-winner then guards LeBron's missed game-winner.

@anttsinc My friend bought one for her son so he could fly back and forth from southern cal to northern cal because he went to Berkeley. They could never book anything online. She called and stayed on hold for 2 hours to see what was going on. They had no explanation and got a refund.

She bought frontiers airlines go wild pass for $299 16 flights later she’s already saved $4500, still has about a year left Some flights are a penny, plus whatever the taxes are so essentially less than $20 Would you buy this pass to travel?

stop applying for bank loans like a normal person there are $2.3 billion in government grants available right now that you never have to pay back not loans. not credit. free money from the federal government sitting in databases that 99% of business owners have never opened grants.gov has 1,900+ active grant opportunities RIGHT NOW. the SBA has grants. the USDA has grants for rural businesses. the department of energy has grants for clean tech. state governments have their own programs. cities have their own programs. there are grants specifically for: women-owned businesses (SBA Women's Business Centers + Amber Grant: $10,000 monthly, $25,000 annually) veteran-owned businesses (StreetShares Foundation, VetFran) minority-owned businesses (MBDA grants, National Urban League) businesses in rural areas (USDA Rural Business Development Grants up to $500K) businesses in specific industries (SBIR/STTR grants for tech and research: $275K-$1.5M) businesses creating jobs in underserved areas (Community Development Block Grants) nobody applies because the application process is intentionally intimidating. 20-40 page proposals. budgets. timelines. impact statements. most business owners see the requirements and close the tab that's exactly what they want. fewer applicants means less competition means higher approval rates for the people who actually submit SBIR grants (Small Business Innovation Research) give tech startups $275K in Phase 1 and up to $1.5M in Phase 2. the acceptance rate for Phase 1 is around 25%. one in four. that's insanely high for free money. most people assume it's 1% and don't bother USDA Rural Business Development Grants go up to $500K for businesses in rural areas. if your business operates outside a major metro, you might qualify. population threshold varies but generally towns under 50,000 population. a huge portion of America qualifies the Amber Grant gives $10,000 every month to a woman-owned business. the application is one page. one page for $10,000 in free money. they've given away millions and the applicant pool is embarrassingly small relative to eligible businesses btw, the application is not about your business. it's about their mission. every grant-making organization has specific goals. job creation. innovation. community impact. environmental improvement. your application needs to show how YOUR business accomplishes THEIR goals. frame everything around impact, not revenue hire a grant writer if the grant is over $50K. professional grant writers charge $2,000-$5,000 and have 40-60% success rates. spending $3,000 to access $275K is the best ROI in business apply to 10-15 grants simultaneously. it's a numbers game. the people winning grants are applying to everything they qualify for, not just one and praying now combine this with 0% credit: get $150K in 0% business credit to fund operations TODAY while your grant applications process (grants take 60-180 days). if you get approved for a $275K SBIR grant, the grant money pays off the credit cards. you've been operating on free capital the entire time and now have $275K in non-dilutive funding with zero debt even the government wants to give you money. you just never asked (we build full capital stacks: 0% credit + grant positioning + SBA. link in bio for business owners doing $250k+/yr)

@HoopsCrave Fake news

In-N-Out Burger will reportedly give away free Double-Doubles tomorrow, March 17, celebrating Michael B. Jordan’s Best Actor win.

@ShamsCharania @ArashMarkazi Yay 2 more tanking teams added to the NBA

Just in: The NBA will hold a vote at the Board of Governors meetings March 24-25 to explore adding expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, with the two franchises targeted for the 2028-29 season, sources tell ESPN. There is momentum for stakeholders to approve surveying what industry executives project will be bids in the $7-to-$10 billion range for each team.

@HaterReport This is so dumb. I’m assuming this is supposed to be everyone at their peak since MJ and Kobe are on there. Curry and KD should be higher than Luka and SGA.

You have $15 to put together a roster that can go 74-8 and win the Championship

@FanaticsCollect How are rappers with bodyguards getting their jewelry jacked and this guy is walking around

Kevin O'Leary just pulled up to the Oscars wearing one of the most expensive basketball cards in the world 👀 It's a 1-of-1 featuring Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James, with their game-worn NBA Logoman patches. O'Leary himself says it could be worth $25-30 MILLION 🤯

@Redd_flaggg @grok Automatic block or mute for stuff like this

Hey @grok make Zendaya healthy and fit and give her a perfect body shape

@ZeeDaTwoThree @Popplayzz1 It’s the ticket prices, I would go if the prices were reasonable

@Popplayzz1 That's not going to pop those ticket numbers... Wrestling fans don't want to see influencers and celebrities TKO... The ticket prices are a reason... And the creative ineptitude is the main reason

BREAKING : TKO is reportedly frustrated with the recent WrestleMania 42 ticket sales. The projected sales are way lower than last year’s WrestleMania. One source said that TKO believes they dug their own graves by hosting WrestleMania in Las Vegas again. TKO is reportedly forcing WWE to collaborate with more influencers and celebrities to promote WrestleMania.

@bauer51003 @BradleyUre @DBGyt_ You can’t be serious. Just because tanking teams are playing 10-11 doesn’t mean they are deep, The reason they are playing these players is because they are not good players and the team wants to lose.

@NotTDurden @BradleyUre @DBGyt_ He's not wrong. Even the tanking teams are deeper than the Bulls were in the 90's. You have teams with 10-11 playing nightly. In the 90's, you played 8 and trusted 7 on a good team. Now you see 8-10 in the playoffs figuring out matchups to trust 8 or 9

A .500 NBA team from 2026 would beat most NBA teams from 1996 by 30+ points... And I'm being generous by saying 30... No, you can't put in a player from 1996 with the exact knowledge/skillset they had at the time and argue they would average 50...